gigantimus

exceptionally large, deceivingly big.

that piece of cake was gigantimus.

gigantimus by david and cyndi April 8, 2003

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Gigantimus Headimus

An extremely large prehistoric head. About the size of two New York’s put together. So large scientist gave it the name gigantimus headimus

My stink’s head is a certified gigantimus headimus.

Gigantimus Headimus by Jaifly26 August 1, 2023

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charcarodon pteryops giganticus

The Tau Cetian relative of Charcarodon Megalodon (the ancient Great White Shark, specimens of which up to 100 feet in length have been found as fossils on Earth). The distinctive feature of the Tau Cetian variety, notwithstanding its length, is its winglike appendages (similar to those of terrestrial "flying fish" classification "excocetidae"). The Tau Cetian Great Whites are known to be able to fly lengths up to 400 meters, and exceed altitudes of 13 meters.

The lagoons of Tau Ceti were placid until the Charcarodon pteryops giganticus broke the surface of the water.

charcarodon pteryops giganticus by Nicholas Meyler September 15, 2003

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gigantifus

Some women are just playing games. They aren't interested in what you bring to the party, all they want to know is that if there was to be a party, they'd definitely be invited. You get me?

This is commonly known as a 'gigantic cocktease'. But what about when there isn't time for this sort statement, or you're in female company and don't want to alert them that us men are onto the plan? You drop in the slang.

"I'm sorry mate, you might have to face up to the fact that she's a gigantifus."

gigantifus by Steady Roller March 2, 2009