Grantium

A nick name given to anyone incredibly smart named Grant.

Grantium is a made- up element that Grant will create!

Grantium, will you help me with chem?

by weare123456 November 22, 2011

Hugh Grantism

willing to have sex with anything that fits with your equitment including things like telephone poles and golf tees.

Doug had sex with the ugly troll be cause suffered from Hugh Grantism

by Lokithorman June 6, 2004

Grantism

The belief that sex is the dominant force in a society. Grantism celebrates sex with no inhibitions. Sex is celebrated as much as possible, while still keeping it hallowed. Extremes in Grantism include going so far as to whoring ones self out on a daily basis. The norms in Grantism are comments and jokes of the sexual nature. Grantism does not advocate the acts of bestiality; However, incest is still tolerated to date. In Grantism, the human body is a wonderous thing and should be shared. Prostitutes are highly respected in Grantism.

Blake: "Why must you be so dirty minded all the time?"

Brittany: "I'm not dirty minded; I believe in Grantism."

by Alana Hearts March 17, 2011

grantimus

1. a grantimus
2. a chinker face
3. a lazy dude

1. he's a ~
2. livin that ~ life, girls go runnin when they see him comin'
3. On the phone:
Dude: You comin to cross country this morning, Grantimus?
grantimus: Uh...blah...uh...zzzzzzzz zz

by i'm grantie's little brother October 29, 2007

Grantism

A word so gravenly misspelled that even an autospellchecker can not hazard a guess as to what would it should be and hence changes the word into something with a meaning completely different from what it was meant to be.

jim: "shame its not in london, would have been awesome to go bowling wearing a dressing gown, getting drunk on white rushings whilst complaining about how much that rug really tied the room together"

cobob: "white rushings?"

Jim: "and thats white russians btw, sorry for the grantism."

by Eldude January 2, 2009

Grantism

A condition where you’re smart on the inside, not very smart on the outside

Named after a guy named Grant

That guy looks acts like he has grantism

by Jland March 7, 2019

granium

A set Scientifically small portions

Same ones that give you granium

by MajorStar September 14, 2023