Grantique

when you're eating an old woman's ass and she farts, covering you in dust

"i was tossing you're grandma's salad the other night and she grantiqued me!"

Grantique by ayjelly August 15, 2008

Gaytiquette 

Etiquette for when interacting with gays.
Set of social rules for straight people to have in account when interacting with gays

I usually let my gay co-workers to go first at the door. Yeah, I have gaytiquette.

Gaytiquette by Khannon November 27, 2012

Grantium

A nick name given to anyone incredibly smart named Grant.

Grantium is a made- up element that Grant will create!

Grantium, will you help me with chem?

Grantium by weare123456 November 22, 2011

Grantiquing 

The social activity (or fetish) in which a group of older men - or young men with issues - set out to pick up women in the age group of most grandmothers. Basically, a troll hunt for GILFs

Hey, I'm not doing anything this Saturday, you want to go grantiquing?

Grantiquing by swparker19 July 27, 2010

granticus 

sickhead brapper who is very funny but can be a pain in the arse sumtimes. it can also be anuva name for pimp

Grant is such a granticus!

granticus by Maddie S January 15, 2008

grantimus 

1. a grantimus
2. a chinker face
3. a lazy dude

1. he's a ~
2. livin that ~ life, girls go runnin when they see him comin'
3. On the phone:
Dude: You comin to cross country this morning, Grantimus?
grantimus: Uh...blah...uh...zzzzzzzz zz

grantimus by i'm grantie's little brother October 29, 2007

Grantified 

When one becomes in such a haze they have no idea what's goin on.

When my friends were over they were Grantified.

Grantified by Sarden!! December 20, 2008