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Westgate

A small private mennonite christian school in Winnipeg. Shitty. Lots of homework, bad teachers. And principals who pop you for selling drugs you didn't sell.
Mike: "FUCK YOU"

Principal (Ed): "See ozzy, this is what drugs do to a young man such as that boy"

Mike: "No, your just trying to get me expelled cause I hate Jesus!"

Vice Principal (ozzy): "That has nothing to do with it, we're just investigating a hint on of our students gave us. And now that your in this office alone we'll tack it on you because parents won't want to send their kids to westgate if they know we don't do anything about drug-dealers"

Mike: "You know what, leaving this shithole doesn't sound too bad. I sold kids 'Marrige-a-wanna-' now kick me the fuck out."

Ed: "Well, now that you told us that we'll just give you a 5 days suspension. Tell 500 people a lie and break every rule in our teacher policy manual!"

Mike: "I wanted to get kicked out! you fucking pussies! Go get ass-raped!"
by Miklus February 2, 2007
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packin heat

To have a gun on your person at any given time.
I'm packin heat now that I'm out all night downtown.
by Miklus August 7, 2006
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Dorsche

The mix between a douche and a porsche. Usually said when trying to say 2 things at once.
Mike: "...thats what she said"

Anders: "shup dorsche"
by Miklus July 16, 2006
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fweet

Fucking+Sweet=Fweet. Meaning anything really, really good.
man, drunk p00n, sleeping in your treehouse. FWEET!
by Miklus July 1, 2006
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Grandparents

Your parents parents, usually old. You may not want to visit them now, but when they open up, you will hear well-spun stories of their "glory days". And if you are lucky you will hear stories of their many diffrent conquests, being either drugs or boyfriends/girlfriends. War stories are a popular and exiting one. Maybe their immagration from a diffrent country in times of need. They will enjoy talking to their grandchildren, offering advice or just being in your presence. Enjoy them while they last, they are not here for ever.
Grandpa: "I remember when I was 22 and me and my friend bought some LSD and went train-hopping around Canada"

Grandchild: "really?"

Grandma: "Oh william! don't give bobby any ideas!"

Grandpa: *laughing* "but they were the best times of my life"

grandson: *thinking* 'I can't wait to tell my kids funny stories of drugs, drinking, and women!'
long live grandparents!
by miklus June 11, 2006
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fruiture

Someone who you can see coming out of the closet, in the near or far "fruiture".
Derek: "Boy, Mike's sure flambouyant"
Ben: "Yeah, but he's not gay"
Derek: "I bet you'll see him in the fruiture"
by miklus June 1, 2006
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urban pirate

A hobo living downtown, with one eye, and an eyepatch, hence the term pirate. Usually has a 1980's bright pink windbreaker, safeway shopping cart filled with blankets, empties, etc.
*driving*
matt: "URBAN PIRATE!"
allison: "what! THERE"
mike: "Arrgg me heartie!"
allison: "Check for an eyepatch!"
matt: "there!"
*all*: "URBAN PIRATE!"
by miklus May 30, 2006
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