A grandma car is basically your run of the mill 1990's sedan with low kilometers. Typical Grandma cars are the Chevrolet Caprice, Ford Taurus, Toyota Camry, Chrysler Intrepid, Honda Accord, Nissan Altima, Pontiac G6 and Any and/or all Buick or Mercury cars. These cars also must have Unpaid Parking tickets on the dashboard along with hard candy and Efferdent Denture Cleaning Crystals to be considered a True "Grandma Car." A grandma car must also be slow as molasses in a Canadian Winter and in dire need of an oil change.
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Originated from MTV's True Life: I have Tourettes.
One of the people featured on this particular segment was 16 year old Alyssa, who lives with her grandma. Memorable highlights from the show featured Alyssa getting angry and frustrated with her grandma, particularly when her grandma was painting her toe nails, and Alyssa says "You didn't get it all grandma.....you're being CARELESS!"
The phrase spawned many Facebook pages and YouTube videos, showcasing Alyssa's temper and tourettes.
One of the people featured on this particular segment was 16 year old Alyssa, who lives with her grandma. Memorable highlights from the show featured Alyssa getting angry and frustrated with her grandma, particularly when her grandma was painting her toe nails, and Alyssa says "You didn't get it all grandma.....you're being CARELESS!"
The phrase spawned many Facebook pages and YouTube videos, showcasing Alyssa's temper and tourettes.
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Did you hear what he said to the new girl? If anyone other than grandpa carl said that we would be in HR.
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Get the Grandmacore mug.Adverb. The opposite of hardcore. Describes someone who is generally quiet, reserved, cautious, concerned about bedtimes, or is opposed to taking any kind of risks. Can be used to describe a male or a female. Not necessarily an insult, but commonly used as one.
Wow, she said she can't go out to dinner with the group because she has to do laundry and get up at 8 for work tomorrow. She's so grandmacore.
He's really grandmacore, he turned around while running a 5k one time because it was too cold.
He's really grandmacore, he turned around while running a 5k one time because it was too cold.
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Get the grandmacore mug.Another word for the vintage aesthetic "Coquette", usually used to make fun of it in a similar way to "farm emo".
The Coquette aesthetic embraces femininity with a 1960s-type vintage aesthetic, usually resulting in what you would see at your grandma's house.
So basically, Coquette looks like if you were to play Lana Del Rey on one of those really old record players with the horn thing and painted it pink and glued fake white roses on it. that's something you would deffinitely find at your grandma's dusty pale-pink house.
The Coquette aesthetic embraces femininity with a 1960s-type vintage aesthetic, usually resulting in what you would see at your grandma's house.
So basically, Coquette looks like if you were to play Lana Del Rey on one of those really old record players with the horn thing and painted it pink and glued fake white roses on it. that's something you would deffinitely find at your grandma's dusty pale-pink house.
Person 1: OMG!!! That house looks soooo coquette <3
Person 2: nah fam, that's just my meemaws grandmacore house from 100 BC.
Person 2: nah fam, that's just my meemaws grandmacore house from 100 BC.
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