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grandmacore 

Adverb. The opposite of hardcore. Describes someone who is generally quiet, reserved, cautious, concerned about bedtimes, or is opposed to taking any kind of risks. Can be used to describe a male or a female. Not necessarily an insult, but commonly used as one.
Wow, she said she can't go out to dinner with the group because she has to do laundry and get up at 8 for work tomorrow. She's so grandmacore.

He's really grandmacore, he turned around while running a 5k one time because it was too cold.
grandmacore by handlemypipe8=D October 1, 2018

Grandmacore 

Another word for the vintage aesthetic "Coquette", usually used to make fun of it in a similar way to "farm emo".

The Coquette aesthetic embraces femininity with a 1960s-type vintage aesthetic, usually resulting in what you would see at your grandma's house.

So basically, Coquette looks like if you were to play Lana Del Rey on one of those really old record players with the horn thing and painted it pink and glued fake white roses on it. that's something you would deffinitely find at your grandma's dusty pale-pink house.
Person 1: OMG!!! That house looks soooo coquette <3
Person 2: nah fam, that's just my meemaws grandmacore house from 100 BC.

Bernard-Grandmaître 

Is a shitty Elementary School that has dumb teacher riddled around. As you walk around you can see No Smoking Signs on every wall. Also their principal is very idiotic and not in any way smart.
Bernard-Grandmaître Is a dumb school.

granolacore 

A specific type of hipster that is outdoorsy and into living healthily.
Did you hear about that girl he dated? She was a mountain climbing vegan who wouldn't save her armpits. Granolacore for sure.
granolacore by metalfvck May 9, 2015

grandmawhore 

An aesthetic consisting of the grandmacore aesthetic whilst simultaneously being slutty.
That girl’s aesthetic is so swag. truely the ultimate personification of grandmawhore.

grandmachete 

A name for a chair that has a 11.6 inch needle in the middle or a name for a flamethrower that shoots penguins.
Oh no! I sat down on a grandmachete!