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grandmasexual 

A person primarily sexually interested in grandmothers or senior citizens in general.
"You caught Nick Nolte in that retirement community? Doin' WHAT? Homeboy's a grandmasexual!"

Grandmacore 

Having the aesthetic of a grandma and looking amazing doing so. Wholesome compliment.
That knitted cardigan they’re wearing gives off heavy grandmacore vibes.
Grandmacore by Bttfbacon January 21, 2022

grandmacore 

Adverb. The opposite of hardcore. Describes someone who is generally quiet, reserved, cautious, concerned about bedtimes, or is opposed to taking any kind of risks. Can be used to describe a male or a female. Not necessarily an insult, but commonly used as one.
Wow, she said she can't go out to dinner with the group because she has to do laundry and get up at 8 for work tomorrow. She's so grandmacore.

He's really grandmacore, he turned around while running a 5k one time because it was too cold.
grandmacore by handlemypipe8=D October 1, 2018

grandmachete 

A name for a chair that has a 11.6 inch needle in the middle or a name for a flamethrower that shoots penguins.
Oh no! I sat down on a grandmachete!

Grandmacore 

Another word for the vintage aesthetic "Coquette", usually used to make fun of it in a similar way to "farm emo".

The Coquette aesthetic embraces femininity with a 1960s-type vintage aesthetic, usually resulting in what you would see at your grandma's house.

So basically, Coquette looks like if you were to play Lana Del Rey on one of those really old record players with the horn thing and painted it pink and glued fake white roses on it. that's something you would deffinitely find at your grandma's dusty pale-pink house.
Person 1: OMG!!! That house looks soooo coquette <3
Person 2: nah fam, that's just my meemaws grandmacore house from 100 BC.