grampsing 

verb: to act like a Grampa

"That guy was driving 30 in a 50. He was totally grampsing it."

grampsing by Nick Sorensen January 2, 2009

Grasping at straws 

Doing and trying anything to resolve a dangerous / bad situation

"I don't know what to do, I'm grasping at straws!"

Grasping at straws by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 17, 2018

Grassing

To inform law enforcement of illegal activity. To snitch. To rat on someone.

Karen went viral for grassing on her neighbors, who were selling water without a permit.

Grassing by The Angry Britt September 17, 2020

Canadian Grappling Hook 

During the act of kicking someone in the balls you get you foot lodged behind their sack and pull towards you, acting as a sort of grappling hook.

When Jordan was pissing Steve off, Steve Canadian Grappling Hooked Jordan which immediatly caused him to shut up

Canadian Grappling Hook by StevK442 March 29, 2010

Grumping it

When you skip a tutorial in a video game, and get stuck or lost in something the tutorial taught. A reference to Arin (Egoraptor) of the youtube channel Game Grumps, who would always skip tutorials.

"Bro, you're grumping it! You shouldn't have skipped the tutorial."
"Ah, yeah, I grumped it."

Grumping it by queephlosion December 16, 2020

glamping 

Shorthand for glamorous camping; luxury camping.

I ain't sleepin' in no tent! For real, I'm goin' glamping!

glamping by Goobershanker March 9, 2007

grasping at straws 

When you're on the spot and you're looking to say some concrete shit but you have nothing to say.

Donald Rumsfeld explained to the committee where the WMD's were, but he was clearly grasping at straws.

grasping at straws by Shigity Bap May 16, 2005