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Acronym for "program", as in computer program.
hows that grampro coming?
grampro by poopityturd May 12, 2011
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A Grandpa that has the ability to be as serious as a heart attack as well as the opposite of that without grandkids knowing for sure whats up.
Grampo was driving down the curvy road with the three Grand boys in the back seat.He then shouted the steering is out! Ben and Mac screamed ahhhhh but Mac didn't buy it for a minute.Grampo was being Grampo once again.
Grampo by rOYAL SMALLNESS October 12, 2020
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gramporn 

Yo mama so old she gets paid to do gramporn.
gramporn by Beau Guthrie June 22, 2008
n. A pre-ipod MP3 player or one with a design typical of such. Will generally have one or more of the following attributes; discman-style push-buttons, a clunky, cumbersome appearance and relatively small storage space.

A portmanteau of 'grampa' and 'ipod'.
Screw all this sleek, trendy crap, I'm happy with my grampod.
Grampod by Gumpher May 21, 2010

Grampion 

An awesome grand-person. An amalgamation of the words gramps and champion.
Your Dad's father is a grampion.
Grampion by internetbt October 14, 2011
Being previously hardcore back in the day.

Someone who similar to a gaming hipster was big into gaming but in a general sense before it was cool and the rise of the "Gamer" culture.
Old Gamer: I used to be hardcore back in the golden age of video games.
New Gamer: So you're grampcore?

Old Gamer: Yes, Yes I am.
Grampcore by Nateson Richardman March 30, 2013

Gramorous 

Gramorous : Instagram + Glamorous
For the people on Instagram whose post gain a lot of attention.
Hey Gramorous girl, you gained a lot of attention and followers on that new picture you posted.
Gramorous by BrklynBeast July 28, 2020
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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