Grampod

n. A pre-ipod MP3 player or one with a design typical of such. Will generally have one or more of the following attributes; discman-style push-buttons, a clunky, cumbersome appearance and relatively small storage space.

A portmanteau of 'grampa' and 'ipod'.

Screw all this sleek, trendy crap, I'm happy with my grampod.

Grampod by Gumpher May 21, 2010

Grampdad

When you are old as fuck, and about to have a baby, at the same time your kid is also having a baby. You sir, are a Grampdad.

My kid is having a baby! So am I! I'm a Grampdad!

Grampdad by WesTek May 22, 2020

gramped

Gramped is what happens to a man when he becomes a grandfather for the first time.

My daughter gave birth to a beautiful baby girl. I got gramped!

gramped by Cyprus Denton Fekks November 23, 2010

Grampo 

A Grandpa that has the ability to be as serious as a heart attack as well as the opposite of that without grandkids knowing for sure whats up.

Grampo was driving down the curvy road with the three Grand boys in the back seat.He then shouted the steering is out! Ben and Mac screamed ahhhhh but Mac didn't buy it for a minute.Grampo was being Grampo once again.

Grampo by rOYAL SMALLNESS October 12, 2020

gramporn 

Porn featuring the elderly

Yo mama so old she gets paid to do gramporn.

gramporn by Beau Guthrie June 22, 2008

Graspod 

1) Someone who gets totally dominated while playing an online game. Usually used to describe noobish or unskilled players.

2) Someone who basically button mashes. Generally they have no idea what the controls are and/or have no clue how the game is played.

1) Player 1: I just raped you, you Graspod!

Player 2: No u!

2) Player 1: Why are you doing the same attack over and over again?

Player 2: Idk

Player 1: What a Graspod...

Graspod by EDU4RD0 August 15, 2009

Graspod 

The act of cumming inside someones ear, then turning their head to the side so it leaks into their brain.

Jim: Dude, I just Graspod'd your sister
Ben: ...

Graspod by ololol<3 May 14, 2009