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Grabmo is a the act of hit an run squeezing a mans balls as you pass by them in public or elsewhere. Usually women use it to inflict pain and are gone before they are caught or do it in situations where the man should not react to pain such as funerals.
"I was trying to introduce myself to my professor when that dumb bitch grabmoed me and I made the dumbest face in front of him. FUCK THAT BITCH" - Spicy Gazebo
grabmo by Desyncro May 19, 2022
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Verb - The action of catching a man off-guard by squeezing their balls to inflict sharp pain. Often as a prank or means of revenge.
"Kevin was about to confess to his crush when I ran up and totally grabmoed him! Funniest shit I've ever seen."
grabmo by Desyncro May 19, 2022
Related Words

Grabowski 

Regional to Chicagoland, references the large ethnic Polish-American population, usually blue collar and first generation born. Not often used as an insult, but usually out of affection and ethnic differentiation, as Chicago is both a large melting pot, as well as home to the largest Polish population outside of Warsaw. A more derogatory term is Pollock.

Most well known stereotype exhibiting a Grabowski is the Saturday Night Live skit, "Da Superfans," which makes fun of the Chicago accent, love of "Da Bears," "Da Coach," "Ditka" and love of Maxwell Street Polish Sausage, all of which a proper Grabowski is known to love.

Possible etymology might reference Jim Grabowski, the star running back who played at Taft High school on the Northwest side of Chicago, then starred as running back at the University of Illinois Urbana-Champaign. He played professionally for the Green Bay Packers and the Chicago Bears in his final season, from 1966-1971. He then went on as a radio color analyst for the Illini, until the 2007 season. It is unlikely he had the accent on radio.
Oh man, last night, I went to this party on the Northwest side, and there were just tons of Grabowskis. Fun times.
Grabowski by MistahMeätface November 21, 2009

gramophoneshane 

gramophoneshane, a gay male, typically interested in Broadway show music played on early gramophone or phonograph machines.

More popularly used in Australia and New Zealand. a variation of the english slang poof shane, meaning a homosexual. Specifically a gramophoneshane is often a thin, small framed gay male, the equivalent in english is "twink"
gramophoneshane has an excellent collection of 1930's Broadway musical hits.

gramophone

An Edwardian equivalent of a CD player, which played flat black discs and powered by a spring that was wound by hand. Usually had a large sound trumpet on top to amplify the sound.
Word is used in a derogatory way when refering to (once) popular music that is out of date or old fashioned.
At a party, "I've brought my Abba CD's"
Host: "I'll wind up the gramophone"
gramophone by Timof3 July 29, 2008
Grammo is having a lot of pictures ready to post to Instagram.
"Wow dude, I went to a party this weekend and got so much grammo!"
Grammo by francocococo November 22, 2016
The only Albanian man who isn’t trash. Smart, strong, sexy, loyal men. Everyone wants to be a Gramoz.
gramoz by Bbbbbb96 April 27, 2020