Definitions by Desyncro

shcrimblo 

when you unzip your pants and your scrotum shoots out as if saying hi

"SHCRIMBLO!"

"I had a really cute shcrimblo during my piss!"

shcrimblo by Desyncro May 19, 2022

Rockhopper 

A slut that hogs all the erect (rock-hard) dicks during an orgy for herself instead of the other girls.

"That bitch is such a rockhopper, I didn't even get to ride one good stiffy"

Rockhopper by Desyncro May 19, 2022

ganchankla

When your abuelita punishes you by stepping on all your gansitos and makes you eat the snack-covered chankla.

"If you don't start behaving, I'm going to make you eat the ganchankla again!"

ganchankla by Desyncro May 19, 2022

grabmo 

Verb - The action of catching a man off-guard by squeezing their balls to inflict sharp pain. Often as a prank or means of revenge.

"Kevin was about to confess to his crush when I ran up and totally grabmoed him! Funniest shit I've ever seen."

grabmo by Desyncro May 19, 2022

grabmo 

Grabmo is a the act of hit an run squeezing a mans balls as you pass by them in public or elsewhere. Usually women use it to inflict pain and are gone before they are caught or do it in situations where the man should not react to pain such as funerals.

"I was trying to introduce myself to my professor when that dumb bitch grabmoed me and I made the dumbest face in front of him. FUCK THAT BITCH" - Spicy Gazebo

grabmo by Desyncro May 19, 2022