gourds

extremely good, better than what was expected; as good as a great thing can be.

Man, I knew their ice cream was good but it's really just gourds!

gourds by Aaron Darrell May 19, 2006

strap on some gourds 

v. to gather one's courage and fortitude. Synonymous with to "grow a pair" and to "nut up." Gourds here is a euphemism for testicles.

Tim: Check out that fine-ass chick over there, Ray. I want to talk to her hella bad.
Ray: Strap on some gourds, Tim. She obviously wants you.

strap on some gourds by Ballz Deepe August 6, 2011

BORED OUT OF YOUR GOURDS 

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Person 1: hey dude habe you looked up vbghtycnfjruxndkeizmsleoapwq?
Person2: yeah, and I saw BORED OUT OF YOUR GOURDS was lit up.

BORED OUT OF YOUR GOURDS by PencilRC1 March 13, 2022

Gourd Dick

A penis that has bumps and bruises from fudge packing tranny's with Kristy Crust and corn. The ball sack also have bumps or cauliflower like growths.

The length can vary but most are short and curved. Giving the appearance of a gourd.

Dude look at my gourd dick. Nice looking pickle stick.

Has Kristy ever road your gourd dick? Yes she love the bend.

Gourd Dick by All girls know Long Pole Joe June 30, 2020

out of your gourd 

Out of your mind, or head. Feeling crazy in the moment. Crazy enough to do something that you would not usually do, or perhaps it can be described for someone who always lives a little bit out of their gourd.

Someone might call out to another alarmingly, "Are you out of your gourd???" if they are planning to do anything extremely out of ordinary, or if they already catch them in the act.

out of your gourd by Tea Jade September 23, 2008

off your gourd 

Out of one's mind, stoned to the bejeezus, fried, gone, out of one's element, kukoo bananas.

Hey, did you see that guy open that beer bottle with his teeth?

Man, you'd have to be off your gourd to do that.

Totally

off your gourd by nick May 22, 2006

gourd 

Slang for the head (the one that rides on your shoulders, that is). See noggin.

Damn, Frank survived that car accident, but he really banged up his gourd.

gourd by Frank Klaune March 29, 2005