gouph 

Another way of spelling the word "goof" usually used in a more derogitory or insulting manner

Yous da muhfuckin gouph that banged my woman.

gouph by Anthony Wallace November 10, 2008

gopher gary 

a strategy in the game Among Us where the imposter cycles through the vents to get easy vent kills. A stat made popular by the Twitch streamer Sykkuno.

Sykkuno: I call this strat the gopher gary *jumps into a vent*

gopher gary by Freakinzazz October 12, 2020

pocket gopher 

An intermediate erection; an erections causing ones pants to go up and down.

"Damn girl, you got me sporting a pocket gopher."

pocket gopher by Tharill15cent June 9, 2016

hot gopher 

When one is golfing and finds the urgent need to defecate, but finds no convenient facilities, one might be forced to defecate in the cup (hole of the green). 'Hot' refers to the fact that poop is warm. 'Gopher' refers to the burrowing critters in the classic golf film Caddyshack.

"Guys, that schnitzel last night really went through me. I don't think I can make it back to the clubhouse. Mind if I hot gopher this hole?"

hot gopher by hotgopher June 8, 2016

gopher ass 

Slang for the unfortunate condition of seriously needing to take a shit but having nowhere to do it.

When I felt its little smooth, brown face begin to emerge from my hole, I quickly realized I had gopher ass.

gopher ass by Dr Bunnygirl May 28, 2019

Goup 

A word to address a close friend. May also be used to describe a dumbass.

"What up goup"

"Hey yo, what up goup"

"Shut up goup"

"Boy you is a goup ass"

"He a mufuckin' goup"

Goup by Goupboy September 26, 2018

Gopher Reach

Standing behind someone and reaching over them in an exaggerated mannerism, resting your testicles on their shoulder. A maneuver typically performed by the alpha male in order to assert his dominance over the victim(s).

Hey look at that dude doing the "gopher reach" - he's got balls of steel.

Gopher Reach by honey852 October 29, 2022