Muhfuckin'
"She was too muhfuckin' lazy, didn't do shit. So I shoved her ass off the couch and made her do shit."
Muhfuckin' by AwkwardPersonThing October 21, 2014
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muhfuckin' karma
Buddy didn't want to work that day, so he faked the flu. Guess who has the flu now? That's muhfuckin' karma right thur, mah dood. Pass the Chex Mix.
muhfuckin' karma by Sirbombalot October 5, 2010
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stomped in da muhfuckin ground
Derrick: imma fuck yu up
Me: Shut yo bitch ass up b4 yu get stomped in da muhfuckin ground
Derrick: who da fuck yu snappin on?
Me: *stomps da fuck outta him* Now ya bitch ass is in da ground. Yu better hope somebody loves yu enough 2 come dig yo stupid ass out
Me: Shut yo bitch ass up b4 yu get stomped in da muhfuckin ground
Derrick: who da fuck yu snappin on?
Me: *stomps da fuck outta him* Now ya bitch ass is in da ground. Yu better hope somebody loves yu enough 2 come dig yo stupid ass out
stomped in da muhfuckin ground by *Noona*{{WSP}} June 1, 2009
Mufucking
Mufucking by Kage Maro 2008 March 9, 2015
Egg McFuckin Idiot
An Egg McFuckin Idiot is somebody or group of somebody's that are in line at a fast food restaurant, are together as a group or family with only one person ordering. They wait until they are right up at the register before they start deciding what they want to order, causing everybody behind them in line to wait while they stumble thru the rocket science process of trying to read the menu. It's even worse when they have kids that start to argue. Once the order is finally placed, the whole group lumbers away to find someplace to sit.
Frequently there is no established line at a fast food restaurant and it's not uncommon to get behind somebody, only to realize they aren't even in line. Or have the attendent ask the not next person inline for their order. No visit to a fast food restaurant is complete with experiencing an Egg Mcfuckin Idiot who gets up to the register with no fucking idea about what they want to eat. How many times do these morons have to visit a fast food restaurant before having some idea about the menu?
Egg McFuckin Idiot by Big Ed Moustapha April 5, 2010
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