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gondo

1. the essence of philosopher Leibniz's concept of gonads, i.e. a pair of all-other-monad containing monads. (rare) see monad mondo gonad
2. a legendary figure in the teachings of D, full name Frondo Gondo. D taught that one fateful nite in the nineteen sixties, some good people were celebrating the daily holiday on a yacht with orgys, hallucinogens, & ping pong. One chosen man consumed a great dose of LSD, & some others (not D) decided to play a prank on him by locking him in the closet at the beginning of his psychedelic voyage. Either by his choice or theirs, he didn't emerge for approximately 8 hrs. When he did emerge, from then on he forever referred to himself as Frondo Gondo. This story illustrates what can go wrong when we ignore the wisdom of "set & setting" for psychedelic trips. see also D
1. i to assert something about all monads completely, we must speak of the pair of gonads which themselves contain all monads.
2. hey! you remember what happened to Frondo Gondo, right?
by factotum January 28, 2004
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Gondo

A word used to get someone to shut up after you say it to them.
Greg: "I had an amazing day at my grannys house last week"
Paul: "shut up gondo"
Greg: "What the fuck is a gondo?"
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no esta ching gondo

dont be f**cking with me!!!!
You're joking right? no esta ching gondo
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a mutual thats on thin ice, but makes very good content that makes me laugh
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Gomdoongie

Slang for a black dude or dudes. Korean slang for blacks.
We must be in the shitty part of town man. What makes you say that? There's a shit ton of gomdoongies sitting on porches!

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by aceshigh_5 October 25, 2009
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an awesome guy who is really smart and buff and has a big dick
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Gond

synonym of the word "mamad" who does nale most of the times.
(in persian) mamad nale nakon... (or better way of saying this sentence) Gond nale nakon..
by vampire3032 April 15, 2019
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