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Pai Gouged
Mich: So, uh, what'd you buy in for?
Jr: $500. I have about $50 left.
Mich: Damn, you're getting Pai Gouged, SEEEEE YA.
Jr: Yeah thanks. Luckily I won $700 at blackjack when no one was around to see it.
Jr: $500. I have about $50 left.
Mich: Damn, you're getting Pai Gouged, SEEEEE YA.
Jr: Yeah thanks. Luckily I won $700 at blackjack when no one was around to see it.
Pai Gouged by moraleboatanchor March 25, 2013
Goomed Up
Goomed Up by Richard Zinner September 4, 2017
goumada
goumada by goyische shitheel April 4, 2006
goumad
Joey couldn't make it to his daughter's recital because he was too busy gallivanting around town with his goumad.
goumad by TLaBella224 October 27, 2007
Goomed
Goomed by FeatheryRhyme38 November 15, 2018
Boomy Goomed
Boomy Goomed by Lionintown April 14, 2021
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Ajumma
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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Slop Grenade
When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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floxi
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026