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gumada 

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A mistress. Generally used by Americans of Southern Italian descent. Thought to be derived from the from proper Italian noun "cumadre".
As long as you take care of the house and the kids and are around most of the time, a good italian wife doesn't mind if you get a gumada.

My pop told me long ago, the cardinal rule to fucking around is this: NEVER fall in love with your gumada.
gumada by succulentboi March 18, 2004
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Gomadactyl 

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A semi-blind prehistoric bird. The butt of all other's jokes due to his frequent gubbidy-like actions and his association with certain people.
Joe: Lads where are you?
Ferg: We're right here you gomadactyl
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goomada 

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Italian Term for the broad you're banging on the side. The other woman.
Send the wife to the salon so I could bang my goomada.
goomada by DrRockstar August 14, 2006

goumad 

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Metro New York Italian slang for mistress. Sometimes pronounced "goumaddi", plural "goumaddies"
Joey couldn't make it to his daughter's recital because he was too busy gallivanting around town with his goumad.
goumad by TLaBella224 October 27, 2007

goumana 

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Goumana is a girl that loves to joke around. She is beautiful and very kind and friendly. but watch out you can easily lose her trust. she is amazing and very sassy. Goumana always tries her hardest to keep her friends happy.
guy: dang did you see goumana today?
guy 2: yes she's so hot
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Goomada 

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An Italian slang term for a side chick aka booty call.
I got my goomada coming over in a few minutes so I can get my rocks off . Glad the wife is not home so I can invite the goumada.
Goomada by Ctyler September 18, 2018
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