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Metro New York Italian slang for mistress. Sometimes pronounced "goumaddi", plural "goumaddies"

Joey couldn't make it to his daughter's recital because he was too busy gallivanting around town with his goumad.

goumad by TLaBella224 October 27, 2007

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Goumad

The very best gare

You’re such a little goumad

Goumad by Me AF October 5, 2021

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Gouma

A derogatory term used to refer to individuals who have an Indian, Sri Lankan or Bangladeshi background. A term mostly used in suburban Melbourne areas.

"hey hey want some curry you stinky gouma!!"

Gouma by shuresh March 26, 2019

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gumada

A mistress. Generally used by Americans of Southern Italian descent. Thought to be derived from the from proper Italian noun "cumadre".

As long as you take care of the house and the kids and are around most of the time, a good italian wife doesn't mind if you get a gumada.

My pop told me long ago, the cardinal rule to fucking around is this: NEVER fall in love with your gumada.

gumada by succulentboi March 18, 2004

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goomad

Italian Term for the broad you're banging on the side. The other woman.

Send the wife to the salon so I could bang my goomad.

goomad by Louie March 15, 2005

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Gumad

A word used by Italian-Americans (or those that like their slang) to refer to a man's mistress. It is a corruption of the Italian word "comare", meaning godmother. See "gumba" for the equivalent (sort of) term for men.

"Tony's wife was furious when his gumad called the house."

Gumad by kendallzemp May 1, 2010

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Gomad

1. Am acronym for "gallon of milk a day". A method used by practitioners of bodybuilding to put on significant amounts of muscle by consuming a gallon of milk, every single day.
Frequently used in a facetious manner, denoting the ridiculous lengths people go to for the purpose of bulking up.

Hey man, I did squatz and GOMAD and I bulked up like crazy!!

Gomad by Memz0rz January 7, 2010

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pajama casual

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.

We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.

pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020

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