goumad

Metro New York Italian slang for mistress. Sometimes pronounced "goumaddi", plural "goumaddies"

Joey couldn't make it to his daughter's recital because he was too busy gallivanting around town with his goumad.

by TLaBella224 October 27, 2007

Goumad

The very best gare

You’re such a little goumad

by Me AF October 5, 2021

Gouma

A derogatory term used to refer to individuals who have an Indian, Sri Lankan or Bangladeshi background. A term mostly used in suburban Melbourne areas.

"hey hey want some curry you stinky gouma!!"

by shuresh March 26, 2019

gumada

A mistress. Generally used by Americans of Southern Italian descent. Thought to be derived from the from proper Italian noun "cumadre".

As long as you take care of the house and the kids and are around most of the time, a good italian wife doesn't mind if you get a gumada.

My pop told me long ago, the cardinal rule to fucking around is this: NEVER fall in love with your gumada.

by succulentboi March 18, 2004

goomad

Italian Term for the broad you're banging on the side. The other woman.

Send the wife to the salon so I could bang my goomad.

by Louie March 15, 2005

Gumad

A word used by Italian-Americans (or those that like their slang) to refer to a man's mistress. It is a corruption of the Italian word "comare", meaning godmother. See "gumba" for the equivalent (sort of) term for men.

"Tony's wife was furious when his gumad called the house."

by kendallzemp May 1, 2010

Gomad

1. Am acronym for "gallon of milk a day". A method used by practitioners of bodybuilding to put on significant amounts of muscle by consuming a gallon of milk, every single day.
Frequently used in a facetious manner, denoting the ridiculous lengths people go to for the purpose of bulking up.

Hey man, I did squatz and GOMAD and I bulked up like crazy!!

by Memz0rz January 7, 2010