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gopnitsa 

A slavic women, typically dressed in the internationally recignized slav uniform. Aka, Adidas tracksuits. Usually very beautiful and will kick your ass, бляты.
Saw Galina wearing a tracksuit today and squatting in an alley. She's a total gopnitsa.
gopnitsa by YungGopnitsa November 4, 2017
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How TF DO YOU NOT LIKE GORTNITE!?!?!
gortnite by Calebis October 18, 2020

Vinnie Gognitti 

An unintentionally adorable character from the Max Payne games. A gangster who hates Russians, cannot aim, beats up under-age call girls, wants to control the gun-trade and is completely obsessed with the Adventures of Captain Baseball Bat-Boy, which eventually results in his downfall.
Is it wrong to find Vinnie Gognitti attractive?
Vinnie Gognitti by Mrs Gognitti March 18, 2004
to grasp, understand, latch on to something, or to catch the drift
I gottit
gottit by Jabber Scabbs November 14, 2013

Dog gonnit 

Same as God Damnit or shit or shoot
Dog gonnit i cant find my keys
Dog gonnit by Robert Pitts May 13, 2005
A procedure involving awkward moments, and foolish but creative socially cunning comments designed to make all others focus their attention on you because your ability to gain a crowds attention has surpassed all others.
Goon: A large piece of scrap metal just bonked me on the head cause I think that girl just hypnotized me with that sexy smile lets enjoy some foosball and beer bong. Yyyyyeah!

Zacky: HAHA so true yo, I don't understand but damn you make a good point.

Goon: Its goonition, you fell for it.
goonition by Goondued November 5, 2011