gotiter 

Noun:

A drunken Stripper

Damn that gotiter is tipsy!

gotiter by jiz-osh November 14, 2006

Milwaukee goiter 

An exceeding large belly resulting from the consumption of large quantities of beer over an extended period of time.

My dad used to drink a case of beer a day and by the time he was 50 he had a huge Milwaukee goiter.

Milwaukee goiter by Legendary D June 21, 2009

Goiterous 

Noun; an obese or very fat person. Not to be confused with the term Goiter, which is typically a protuberance from the neck or other areas. Also, Goiterous refers to a type of meal which will lead to one becoming a large, fatass person.

Can be used as a verb to describe a fat person while in their presence, yet not actually calling them obese to their face.

Used as an adjective to describe things that either make one look fat, or enhance ones current state of fatness.

"OMG, I just wolfed down a Big Mac, I feel Goiterous!"

"Holy shit! Check out that fatass chick, she is the epitome of Goiterous!"

That outfit is too tight, it makes you look Goiterous...

Goiterous by Mrpuddles November 12, 2011

goiter ranger 

One who uses the power of their goiter for good.

theres lots of evil, I think i might become a goiter ranger

goiter ranger by john stiglich October 22, 2006

goiter bomber

morbidly misshapen individiual.

what a goiter bomber.

goiter bomber by goiterbomber June 25, 2012

goiter

an inflammation of the thyroid glands causing a funny-ass balloon thing on people's necks

When the goiter was busted, the juice fed the land.

Macr 9: 27-29

goiter by Noble Knicht April 7, 2003

Goiter Bomb 

A goiter bomb is equal parts baileys and fireball with a Jager floater and dried onion rim. It’s garnished with hard candy. The Red Bull is baby-birded into the shot taker’s mouth by an acquaintance at the end.

I don’t remember one fucking thing after my 1st Goiter Bomb last night! I woke up this morning cuddling a possum in my neighbor’s flower garden.

Goiter Bomb by Bill Bonan August 6, 2019