Definitions by goiterbomber

fallopian ruffle 

A severe tounge lashing to the vagina

I gave her fallopian ruffle last night followed by a glass of beer.

fallopian ruffle by goiterbomber September 18, 2014

cooter scootin

Driving around looking for women

Hey Ralph what are going on tonight? "Doing a little cooter scootin."

cooter scootin by goiterbomber April 13, 2014

chili whistler

When ones butt is burning because of something they ate.

Damn my chili whistler is singing today.Should have never ate that fish taco.

chili whistler by goiterbomber March 23, 2013

beefy goiter lips 

someone with morbidly fucked up lips

damn! That fool got bad beefy goiter lips

beefy goiter lips by goiterbomber December 15, 2012

goiter bomber

morbidly misshapen individiual.

what a goiter bomber.

goiter bomber by goiterbomber June 25, 2012