chili whistler

When ones butt is burning because of something they ate.

Damn my chili whistler is singing today.Should have never ate that fish taco.

by goiterbomber March 23, 2013

beefy goiter lips

someone with morbidly fucked up lips

damn! That fool got bad beefy goiter lips

by goiterbomber June 12, 2012

goiter bomber

morbidly misshapen individiual.

what a goiter bomber.

by goiterbomber June 22, 2012

fallopian ruffle

A severe tounge lashing to the vagina

I gave her fallopian ruffle last night followed by a glass of beer.

by goiterbomber September 18, 2014

cooter scootin

Driving around looking for women

Hey Ralph what are going on tonight? "Doing a little cooter scootin."

by goiterbomber April 11, 2014