got jokes 

being funny

You knoe I got jokes man.

got jokes by d-shiznit July 1, 2003

Got Jokes 

This is a term that someone, in a sentence, uses typically to express his Disillusionment, Dismay, Disenchantment, Disapproval, or Disappointment, regarding another person's using A Turn of Humour at the detriment & expense (Maliciously or Innocuously) of another person/entity -- usually, the one who felt compelled to invoke "Got Jokes" is the one who had been Punk'd by That Uttered Joke; though, there are some times when the person who is using "Got Jokes" may be invoking It, as a matter of Defense, on behalf of another person/entity who was the actual recipient of this errant Turn of Humour.

Example 1---

person 1: "Aww, man... ...I _need_ to go on ahead and just get this AIDS Test done, for R'il/for R'il! I'm damn near out my fuckin' mind, worryin' about whether I got It, or not!"

person 2: "Aw, yeah, man.. ..I recommend you get Dat Shit as soon as possible."

person 1: "I know/I know.. ..I mean, I don't wanna be like *your* Skankin' Ass, 'n' shit!"

person 2: "Oh yeah? I see. so, You **Got Jokes,** huh?"

person 1: "yeah I do, muh|fucker -- yeah, I do. you know i still love You, though, Dawg."

person 2: "hm. do you love me like the way you loved that Chimpanzee, earlier last week?"

person 1: ". . . . ."

person 2: ":-). you see, I **Got Jokes,** too."

person 1: "yeah; and, in a few more moments, you're gonna **Got My Foot** in your arse, as well!"

person 2: "l.o.l."

Example 2---

***Rock|Rock*** (8:28:58 p.m.): oh for Fuck's Sakes: i swear, the next time i hear George Dubya say "nook-kee-lur," i'ma send the sum|bitch a **Hooked On Phonics** Tape! my fucking god, man..

SoooOnPoint (8:30:07 p.m.): Yeah. Seriously. I personally am not able to surmise just how it was that a person of such apparent limited-intellectual capacity was able to land such a high-power job, as The Presidency, in the first place. He, himself, must have been giving some blowjobs, under desks, or something.

SnVnPnC (8:30:17 p.m.): lolz

Repub4Lif (8:31:22 p.m.): so u mother fucken libbies got jokes bout out prezidant or sumthin huh//?

well youall can go suck a fat1 an dye you freeedom hating bastards!11!!!1!

***Rock|Rock*** (8:32:45 p.m.): aww.. ..isn't It cute? a Red|Neck Bum|Fuck attempting to communicate with us as if he were A Human.

let us observe this Mystical Creature -- he may try "communicating" one more time.

.....

Repub4Lif (8:34:01 p.m.): FCUK U SCUM SUCKNG COMMEE!!1!1!!!

SoooOnPoint (8:35:58 p.m.): :-). Yes, of course. Using the profane as a point of refuge, when this animal has no actual intelligent manner of disputing what it is we are saying. Somehow, I am not surprised by this, at all.

***Repub4Lif has exited the room***

SnVnPnC (8:36:10 p.m.): thank god!!

Got Jokes by ***Rock|Rock*** (a.k.a. "Mayor McShiv") June 11, 2006

Got Jokes 

When someone asks you to do something totally absurd to the point were you think they are joking.

"Timmy's got jokes if he thinks I'm going to sell him my $3000 rims for $500 bucks!"

Got Jokes by MP$40 April 10, 2006

someone's got jokes! 

Response for when someone says something they thought was really witty, when in fact, it was not.

Jeff: Can anyone guess what song this is?
Sarah: Your mom's song!
Justin: SOMEONE'S GOT JOKES!

someone's got jokes! by Pants of Randy July 5, 2006

someone's got jokes 

Response for when someone says something they thought was really witty, when in fact, it was not.

Jeff: This song is about hope
Sarah: This song's about your mom!
Justin: Someone's got jokes!

someone's got jokes by the pants of randy July 8, 2006

You got jokes 

What someone says when theyre losing a joke session

John: u eat ice cream for breakfast everyday thats why u large as shit

Joe: you got jokes

You got jokes by tweenthroughherlegs November 6, 2023