Got Jokes

When someone asks you to do something totally absurd to the point were you think they are joking.
"Timmy's got jokes if he thinks I'm going to sell him my $3000 rims for $500 bucks!"
by MP$40 April 10, 2006
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bourgie

Stemming from the French word bourgeoisie. Pronounced "boo-zhee"

Someone who is class-conscious, with educated and discerning tastes, and interested in enjoying the finer things in life. It is definitely not high-class, aristoratic, snooty, or snobbish. “Bourgie” is as much an idea, and a state of mind, as it is an attitude towards enjoying good food, good friends, and good conversation, everyday. It evokes a mood of simple elegance, casual yet sophisticated—modern.
"Check out old girl in the Mercedes. Isn't she from 82nd and International (Oakland)? Oh I guess she's bourgie now!"
by MP$40 July 25, 2006
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driving the bus

In the act of selling drugs, you end up driving around to several different places for very little profit.
"I'm driving the bus at this point since I've driven to Egypt and back all for a funky $20 profit!"
by MP$40 September 20, 2005
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