Gosselin

the collective noun (i.e. pod of dolphins, gaggle of geese) for douches.

As I was walking along the Jersey Shore I saw a Gosselin of douches wearing Ed Hardy.

by ILOVEBREASTS May 31, 2010

Gosselin

The best last name you could ever have.

Shanna Gosselin and Shelby Gosselin are awesome. Did you see their last name? It's the BOMB!

by SHANNA GOSSELIN December 6, 2008

Gosselined

Taking so many ice bong rips that your eyes puff out to the point of resembling Jon Gosselin.

Chris- "You look Gosselined"
Greg- "wha?"
Chris- "You took so many rips your eyes look like jon gosselin's"

by vinginzo July 18, 2010

gosselin

A pretty girl, doesn't take crap from anyone, who doesn't give herself enough credit most of the time, as she's pretty damn amazing. Can be found in the breakfast isle next to the Captain Crunch in the grocery store.

Gosselins are my favorite kinda girls.
You better go find yourself a gosselin before they run out.

by randomguy924 August 23, 2008

jon gosselin

American douchebag who thinks he's famous but he's really not.

"Dont be such a jon gosselin"

by Adryanna September 10, 2009

Kate Gosselin

When you have unrealistic expectations for children or others around you. Usually resulting in screaming insults to anyone with in ear shot.

Did you hear that lady she totally went Kate Gosselin on those kids!

by sixofeight September 7, 2011

Jon Gosselin

who cares?

Twitter Addicted Airhead: OMG Jon Gosselin had sex with the babysitter!!

Smart Person: Who gives a fuck?

by Thaddeus Jay Johnson October 31, 2009