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gorphobia

The fear that you are Jon and there’s a Garfield out there coming for you.
O̴̧̯͝h̴̳̠͕͚̿͂ ̧̢̬̊͊̃̂͘J̶̧͇̭͔̟̋̾͛͑ơ̶͙̔̅̿͠ṋ ̛̰̑̉̈́̽, ̬͆̕͘ͅ ̴̻́̑̓̆̚y̴̩̭̺̭͋͋̇̚ỏ ̧̙̰͊͗̊̓ũ ̯̞͈̺̓̎ṟ̶̈́̿̾ ̵̝̰̍͌͘͠Gorphobia ̴̨͈̟̤̊́̉̚c ̝͊â ̳̟̪͆͘͜͝ṋ ͗̎̍̾ ̶̡̩͇̺̿n̴̩͍̳͛̽o̵̝̱̯͍̒͋͒͑̿͜ṫ̶̚͜ ̶͖̼͒͒͝s ͚̖͚̹̉̑͠ͅt̵͔̞̭̟͖̿̔̏͝ö̶̡̥͓̳̾̒p̴̩̦͈͂ ̵̢̻̤̩̏̒͜ţ ̀́̈́͝h̵̫͇͉̅́̀̇ͅȩ ̥̤͒̈́̅̓͝ͅ ̹̆͌í ͖̹n̴͚̟̖̟̗̓́̓̍e ̗̾̈́͠v ̨̙̱͚͠i ͚͂̅t̵̗̣̰͆̀́͠ȃ̶̺̞̙̅̒͝b ̥̠̒̎͑́̅l ̨̛͙̳̄̈̈́̀͜ḙ̶̔̔̈́͒̋.̵͇̳̪̻̐̃ ̵̯̠̆̉́͆͝I̵̜̫̓̇̈́͝ ̡̓̋ẅ̶̭̘͇̩̯̿́ī ̡̝̟̣̘̈́̀͌l̴͚̬̹͙͋́̋͘l ̤͓̪̭̹̄͒ ̴͎̱͝f̴̢̤͇̫͉̉͛̚ĭ̴͖̗̓͑ń̵̡̯̣͇̼d ̛͔͆ ̧̘͕̹̠̔y̵̛̥͓̪̫̒̃͘o̵͕̰͗u̶̢̼͙̳̪̓͊̈́̉͂,̶̝̙͒͑̈ ̴̜̮͔̈́͑ā̴̡̖̮̻͒̃͘͜n ͙͉̠̿̊̈d ͙̗̭͆̔̔ ̴̠̈t̶̻̋̂͂͠͠a̴̧̛̺͍͆͑͛̕ḱ ͍̍̀̕͝ē̴̟͐ ̛̼̪̲̈́͛̀̂y ͚̩̠̪͂o̵͓͐͋u ̢̙̭͍͓͋.̵͇̘̭̱̙̄̌ ̵̫̣͇̐̾̒Ỷ ̡̥͈͔̺͒o ̦̭͕͂̄̀͘ǘ ̮͉̦̉̍ ̴̮̻̑̔͂͌͘c̴̼̠̦̺̈́̈́ͅà ̛̜̗̪͛̔n̵̡̮͔̹͠ǹ ̮͚̬͛̌̈́̕ͅͅö̵̗͕̬̦̎ṱ̵̼͓̟͂͜ ̴̧̬̣͖̉͌̂̂͠r̵̞̞͕͇̀̈̋͝u ͇͊̈́̀͂͠n ̡̹̹͉̰̄̾̌, ̪̣̦̑̄ ̦̲̥̭͝y ̘̞̩̹̬̾ǫ̴̫͒͐͋͠ȗ̶̼̼̺͔̿͂̄ ̹͈͔͂͆̓̐ç̵͖̼̈̕ä̵̱͔̪̲͉́̂̊͠n̶͍̯̑̚͝n ̨͈̙̩̏͆͊̊ͅo ͕͍̥̊̈́͆͝t ̞̲̪̯́̍͆͌͛͜ ̡̭͈̤͂̀́͜h̴̖̮͔͖̒̐ḯ̶̹͚͈̊́͋͘ͅͅd ̳́͗̆̑è ̮̯̮̱ͅ. ͇͓̤̘̄͒̈́̚
by GarbagePerson October 5, 2020
mugGet the gorphobiamug.

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