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gorphobia 

The fear that you are Jon and there’s a Garfield out there coming for you.
O̴̧̯͝h̴̳̠͕͚̿͂ ̧̢̬̊͊̃̂͘J̶̧͇̭͔̟̋̾͛͑ơ̶͙̔̅̿͠ṋ ̛̰̑̉̈́̽, ̬͆̕͘ͅ ̴̻́̑̓̆̚y̴̩̭̺̭͋͋̇̚ỏ ̧̙̰͊͗̊̓ũ ̯̞͈̺̓̎ṟ̶̈́̿̾ ̵̝̰̍͌͘͠Gorphobia ̴̨͈̟̤̊́̉̚c ̝͊â ̳̟̪͆͘͜͝ṋ ͗̎̍̾ ̶̡̩͇̺̿n̴̩͍̳͛̽o̵̝̱̯͍̒͋͒͑̿͜ṫ̶̚͜ ̶͖̼͒͒͝s ͚̖͚̹̉̑͠ͅt̵͔̞̭̟͖̿̔̏͝ö̶̡̥͓̳̾̒p̴̩̦͈͂ ̵̢̻̤̩̏̒͜ţ ̀́̈́͝h̵̫͇͉̅́̀̇ͅȩ ̥̤͒̈́̅̓͝ͅ ̹̆͌í ͖̹n̴͚̟̖̟̗̓́̓̍e ̗̾̈́͠v ̨̙̱͚͠i ͚͂̅t̵̗̣̰͆̀́͠ȃ̶̺̞̙̅̒͝b ̥̠̒̎͑́̅l ̨̛͙̳̄̈̈́̀͜ḙ̶̔̔̈́͒̋.̵͇̳̪̻̐̃ ̵̯̠̆̉́͆͝I̵̜̫̓̇̈́͝ ̡̓̋ẅ̶̭̘͇̩̯̿́ī ̡̝̟̣̘̈́̀͌l̴͚̬̹͙͋́̋͘l ̤͓̪̭̹̄͒ ̴͎̱͝f̴̢̤͇̫͉̉͛̚ĭ̴͖̗̓͑ń̵̡̯̣͇̼d ̛͔͆ ̧̘͕̹̠̔y̵̛̥͓̪̫̒̃͘o̵͕̰͗u̶̢̼͙̳̪̓͊̈́̉͂,̶̝̙͒͑̈ ̴̜̮͔̈́͑ā̴̡̖̮̻͒̃͘͜n ͙͉̠̿̊̈d ͙̗̭͆̔̔ ̴̠̈t̶̻̋̂͂͠͠a̴̧̛̺͍͆͑͛̕ḱ ͍̍̀̕͝ē̴̟͐ ̛̼̪̲̈́͛̀̂y ͚̩̠̪͂o̵͓͐͋u ̢̙̭͍͓͋.̵͇̘̭̱̙̄̌ ̵̫̣͇̐̾̒Ỷ ̡̥͈͔̺͒o ̦̭͕͂̄̀͘ǘ ̮͉̦̉̍ ̴̮̻̑̔͂͌͘c̴̼̠̦̺̈́̈́ͅà ̛̜̗̪͛̔n̵̡̮͔̹͠ǹ ̮͚̬͛̌̈́̕ͅͅö̵̗͕̬̦̎ṱ̵̼͓̟͂͜ ̴̧̬̣͖̉͌̂̂͠r̵̞̞͕͇̀̈̋͝u ͇͊̈́̀͂͠n ̡̹̹͉̰̄̾̌, ̪̣̦̑̄ ̦̲̥̭͝y ̘̞̩̹̬̾ǫ̴̫͒͐͋͠ȗ̶̼̼̺͔̿͂̄ ̹͈͔͂͆̓̐ç̵͖̼̈̕ä̵̱͔̪̲͉́̂̊͠n̶͍̯̑̚͝n ̨͈̙̩̏͆͊̊ͅo ͕͍̥̊̈́͆͝t ̞̲̪̯́̍͆͌͛͜ ̡̭͈̤͂̀́͜h̴̖̮͔͖̒̐ḯ̶̹͚͈̊́͋͘ͅͅd ̳́͗̆̑è ̮̯̮̱ͅ. ͇͓̤̘̄͒̈́̚
gorphobia by GarbagePerson October 5, 2020
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guraphobia

I am scared of gawr gura i have guraphobia
guraphobia by GawrGura October 15, 2020

gogphobia 

gogphobia: the crippling fear of following popular minecraft streamer georgenotfound on instagram
did you see georgenotfounds new instagram post?
no, you idiot, i’m gogphobic (have gogphobia)
gogphobia by dreamwastaken January 20, 2021

Gayphobia 

Slang word for fear of Gays and everything gay.
Guy - Jim is having a serious stroke of gayphobia.
Gayphobia by The Koaladude September 12, 2005

Gruphobia 

the fear of Gru from Despicable Me 2.
gruphobiac: can we stop this airplane? i want dont want to watch despicable me 2
normal person: lol no
Gruphobia by Duck7Man June 9, 2018

Ogrphobia 

OGR: Oyster Getting Rejected
Fear of getting your oyster rejected on the tube/bus
Kaz: “why are you taking so long to tap in?”
Taz: “i’ve got ogrphobia!”
Kaz: “what even is that?”
Taz: “fear of getting my oyster rejected”
Kaz: “are you serious? You’re holding up the queue. And it’s rush-hour, hurry!”
Taz: “Stop pressuring me!!!!”
Ogrphobia by Taz and Kaz September 26, 2019

Goraphobia 

A person that is scared of white people.
See also "Gora"
Person 1: "Let's go to the bar to watch the game"
Person 2: "Nah there's too many goras (white people) and I have goraphobia"
Goraphobia by £ze July 17, 2021
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
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1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
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