Ogrphobia 

OGR: Oyster Getting Rejected
Fear of getting your oyster rejected on the tube/bus

Kaz: “why are you taking so long to tap in?”
Taz: “i’ve got ogrphobia!”
Kaz: “what even is that?”
Taz: “fear of getting my oyster rejected”
Kaz: “are you serious? You’re holding up the queue. And it’s rush-hour, hurry!”
Taz: “Stop pressuring me!!!!”

Ogrphobia by Taz and Kaz September 26, 2019

Left-on-open-ophobia 

The irrational fear of being left on open on snapchat.

I am scared that they will leave me on open because I have left-on-open-ophobia.

Left-on-open-ophobia by mr_candyman July 3, 2018

onophobia 

abnormal fear or dread of asses.

He has onophobia.

onophobia by uttam maharjan August 10, 2010

ovophobia

The fear of eggs.

If Sofia sees the eggs, she's gonna freak out. She has ovophobia.

ovophobia by Achadwick January 24, 2019

gorphobia 

The fear that you are Jon and there’s a Garfield out there coming for you.

O̴̧̯͝h̴̳̠͕͚̿͂ ̧̢̬̊͊̃̂͘J̶̧͇̭͔̟̋̾͛͑ơ̶͙̔̅̿͠ṋ ̛̰̑̉̈́̽, ̬͆̕͘ͅ ̴̻́̑̓̆̚y̴̩̭̺̭͋͋̇̚ỏ ̧̙̰͊͗̊̓ũ ̯̞͈̺̓̎ṟ̶̈́̿̾ ̵̝̰̍͌͘͠Gorphobia ̴̨͈̟̤̊́̉̚c ̝͊â ̳̟̪͆͘͜͝ṋ ͗̎̍̾ ̶̡̩͇̺̿n̴̩͍̳͛̽o̵̝̱̯͍̒͋͒͑̿͜ṫ̶̚͜ ̶͖̼͒͒͝s ͚̖͚̹̉̑͠ͅt̵͔̞̭̟͖̿̔̏͝ö̶̡̥͓̳̾̒p̴̩̦͈͂ ̵̢̻̤̩̏̒͜ţ ̀́̈́͝h̵̫͇͉̅́̀̇ͅȩ ̥̤͒̈́̅̓͝ͅ ̹̆͌í ͖̹n̴͚̟̖̟̗̓́̓̍e ̗̾̈́͠v ̨̙̱͚͠i ͚͂̅t̵̗̣̰͆̀́͠ȃ̶̺̞̙̅̒͝b ̥̠̒̎͑́̅l ̨̛͙̳̄̈̈́̀͜ḙ̶̔̔̈́͒̋.̵͇̳̪̻̐̃ ̵̯̠̆̉́͆͝I̵̜̫̓̇̈́͝ ̡̓̋ẅ̶̭̘͇̩̯̿́ī ̡̝̟̣̘̈́̀͌l̴͚̬̹͙͋́̋͘l ̤͓̪̭̹̄͒ ̴͎̱͝f̴̢̤͇̫͉̉͛̚ĭ̴͖̗̓͑ń̵̡̯̣͇̼d ̛͔͆ ̧̘͕̹̠̔y̵̛̥͓̪̫̒̃͘o̵͕̰͗u̶̢̼͙̳̪̓͊̈́̉͂,̶̝̙͒͑̈ ̴̜̮͔̈́͑ā̴̡̖̮̻͒̃͘͜n ͙͉̠̿̊̈d ͙̗̭͆̔̔ ̴̠̈t̶̻̋̂͂͠͠a̴̧̛̺͍͆͑͛̕ḱ ͍̍̀̕͝ē̴̟͐ ̛̼̪̲̈́͛̀̂y ͚̩̠̪͂o̵͓͐͋u ̢̙̭͍͓͋.̵͇̘̭̱̙̄̌ ̵̫̣͇̐̾̒Ỷ ̡̥͈͔̺͒o ̦̭͕͂̄̀͘ǘ ̮͉̦̉̍ ̴̮̻̑̔͂͌͘c̴̼̠̦̺̈́̈́ͅà ̛̜̗̪͛̔n̵̡̮͔̹͠ǹ ̮͚̬͛̌̈́̕ͅͅö̵̗͕̬̦̎ṱ̵̼͓̟͂͜ ̴̧̬̣͖̉͌̂̂͠r̵̞̞͕͇̀̈̋͝u ͇͊̈́̀͂͠n ̡̹̹͉̰̄̾̌, ̪̣̦̑̄ ̦̲̥̭͝y ̘̞̩̹̬̾ǫ̴̫͒͐͋͠ȗ̶̼̼̺͔̿͂̄ ̹͈͔͂͆̓̐ç̵͖̼̈̕ä̵̱͔̪̲͉́̂̊͠n̶͍̯̑̚͝n ̨͈̙̩̏͆͊̊ͅo ͕͍̥̊̈́͆͝t ̞̲̪̯́̍͆͌͛͜ ̡̭͈̤͂̀́͜h̴̖̮͔͖̒̐ḯ̶̹͚͈̊́͋͘ͅͅd ̳́͗̆̑è ̮̯̮̱ͅ. ͇͓̤̘̄͒̈́̚

gorphobia by GarbagePerson October 5, 2020

osaphobia 

Phobia of giving/recieving head oral sex for fear of attracting an STD or being rejected or having your teeth touch the genitalia.

ie. Listen to Dane Cook's osaphobia story aka: head

osaphobia by Halaj McBarretto October 13, 2006

obephobia 

(n) A fear of obese individuals

Variant: Obephobic (adj.)

My obephobia began after I was forced to sit next to an obese passenger on an eight hour flight.

obephobia by Lyster Ine October 10, 2005