Ogrphobia

OGR: Oyster Getting Rejected
Fear of getting your oyster rejected on the tube/bus

Kaz: “why are you taking so long to tap in?”
Taz: “i’ve got ogrphobia!”
Kaz: “what even is that?”
Taz: “fear of getting my oyster rejected”
Kaz: “are you serious? You’re holding up the queue. And it’s rush-hour, hurry!”
Taz: “Stop pressuring me!!!!”

by Taz and Kaz September 26, 2019