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A wang. A Penis. You know, the 'hot beef' in "hot beef injection."

Tap mine wenis for its plentiful goo.

gootap by busy December 28, 2003

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goo tap

in reference to male genitlia penis

Man, I can't wait for tonight. Billy's going to let me drink straight from his goo tap

goo tap by Walter Webber February 25, 2005

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goofappy

goofy and happy at the same time

His dancing was beyond ridiculous, but he was so goofappy about it that everyone was laughing their heads off.

goofappy by SFNative June 2, 2010

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googaphobic

Someone who is afraid to Google anything. Possibly paranoid of government conspiracies and their ability to track you down.

Stop being so googaphobic. No one cares what you're searching for.

googaphobic by NlightN1 December 24, 2010

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gotapa

The thing ontop of a chicen

GOTAPAAAA

gotapa by pickle.takdnd March 20, 2014

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Gootality

This is the ending result of going "Mortal Kombat" on your penis while masturbating. When you are near complete..in a rapid stroke...you yell "FINISH HIM!" Afterwords, you blow you load and that is "GOOTALITY!"

My office space is a total mess after my stroke fest ending in GOOTALITY!

Gootality by UKScotty June 14, 2013

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goolap

The creamy surprise that comes out of a man's wonder wand.

Lay back down, sweetheart, so I can cover your chest with stringy goolap!

goolap by HotdogThrower February 24, 2010

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Ajumma

korean word for madam, older woman

Ajumma wait a moment

Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009

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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.

Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade

Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026

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floxi

Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).

After we broke up, he was floxi to me.

floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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