Goontosis is considered to be the highest state of gooning achievable. When somebody enters 'goontosis', it is assumed that they are completely disconnected from the physical world and are entirely consumed by the goon.
Ethan: Bro, last night I gooned so hard I entered goontosis!
Owen: Holy fuck dude! I accidentally entered goontosis during my lecture today!
“goontosis” is the aftermath of a extended gooning session. some symptoms of goontosis is purple dick, extreme penile pain, and swollen testicals and shaft. If you have these symptoms please call a doctor and stop gooning immediately!
After intensely gooning for X amount of time, oneself may enter a hypnotic state called goontosis. Goontosis is an elevated state of gooning and is extremely difficult to achieve. When in goontosis, the gooner in question will essentially be transported to another dimension and completely consumed by the goon.
Person 1: Yo, is that guy over there dead or something? He looks fucked..
Person 2: Nah dude, he's deep in goontosis.
A heightened state of mind that proceeds after gooning. This enlightenment is above all else and allows for a man to mentally ascend past the mortalplain.
I goon therefore I am, goontosis has allowed for me to see all that is within the paradigms of our realm.
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."