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goosebread
goosebread by provider44 January 15, 2010
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Goosebottom
A person who makes silly remarks. Or who is being silent on a computer and you want them to hurry the hell up and talk to you.
Goosebottom by Jake411 July 5, 2006
Gooseboob
A Informal way to say goodbye, goodnight, basically aloha but just for goodbye, created in 2020 during the great goose rampage of the internet
Gooseboob by BillyTheBob12345 November 3, 2020
Reject Gooseblob
A person (generally a girl) who is first and foremost a reject.
Secondly, their heels do not touch the floor, resulting in them walking on tiptoes (which is very annoying). They are also incapable of walking down the stairs in a proper manner.
Due to their ridiculous apperance, they have recieved the name "gooseblob", especially since they are not the skinnisest species in the world.
Finally, they have the annoying habit of putting their hands on their hips and shoving out their chest to show off their breasts, which doesnt flatter their appearance at all. And that, my friends, is a Reject Gooseblob!
Secondly, their heels do not touch the floor, resulting in them walking on tiptoes (which is very annoying). They are also incapable of walking down the stairs in a proper manner.
Due to their ridiculous apperance, they have recieved the name "gooseblob", especially since they are not the skinnisest species in the world.
Finally, they have the annoying habit of putting their hands on their hips and shoving out their chest to show off their breasts, which doesnt flatter their appearance at all. And that, my friends, is a Reject Gooseblob!
Dennis: I badly need a date for Saturday dood, or my ass is grass...
Otis: You could take Eleanor!!
Dennis: Fuck no dood, shes a Reject Gooseblob!!
Otis: She ain't that bad...
Dennis: Are you kidding me? You seen her going down the stairs?
Otis: true...Ahh well...Guess I'll be the one waking up to a nice blowjob then...
*laughs* Seeya dood!
Otis: You could take Eleanor!!
Dennis: Fuck no dood, shes a Reject Gooseblob!!
Otis: She ain't that bad...
Dennis: Are you kidding me? You seen her going down the stairs?
Otis: true...Ahh well...Guess I'll be the one waking up to a nice blowjob then...
*laughs* Seeya dood!
Reject Gooseblob by Dennis the Pole Dancer May 15, 2008
Goosebreed
The "Third wheel" in a three way love triangle. Usually the guy, the girl dosen't pick and is deluded that its him (or her). Girl may still love them
Goosebreed by cookies and crancrackers March 16, 2011
Goosebomps
Used to describe when something, typically a song, stimulates a strong feeling that gives someone chills, goosebumps or makes them bop. These can occur all at the same time, or separately.
A: Hey B, did you hear that song I sent you yet?
B: Yeah, it have me goosebomps.
A: What's goosebomps?
B: It's when a song gives you goosebumps and is such a bop at the same time.
A: Bruh it's just a song from a game that was released a decade ago
B: Bitch it's a RELIGION. It stirs up all kinds of emotions in my heart.
A: I didn't know you loved Mario Kart Wii that much...
B: Yeah, it have me goosebomps.
A: What's goosebomps?
B: It's when a song gives you goosebumps and is such a bop at the same time.
A: Bruh it's just a song from a game that was released a decade ago
B: Bitch it's a RELIGION. It stirs up all kinds of emotions in my heart.
A: I didn't know you loved Mario Kart Wii that much...
Goosebomps by Lon3r April 29, 2021
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
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murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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