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Goopshoot 

The female genitalia, not to be confused with the male genitalia, the porksword.
Dude: "Hey, did you know tha..."
Dude2: "Yeah I know, you don't have to tell me. Girls have a goopshoot and we have a porksword. I took SexEd class."
Goopshoot by BigSchoolBoi February 6, 2019

Goopshirt 

Nearly goop shit insane, it is the moment between reality and certain destruction we all find ourselves in at certain points in our lives. May it be vomiting on your shirt at the bar or cleaning the hair which was clogged in the sink for the 10th time in a row, anyone and anything is liable and can become goopshirt.
Burh, he just went goopshirt over not having a GF.
He's gone goopshirt.
He going to kill me because I made him go goopshirt.
Goopshirt by Blyeh #123456 December 21, 2020

Gootsnooter 

A gootsnooter is a guy who rides a scooter dressed like he’s racing the Moto GP.
Hey! it’s only 49cc’s you gootsnooter
Gootsnooter by Gootsnooter a September 29, 2021

Pennsylvania Poopshoot 

A severe anal discharge onto another individual's face.
Dude Stephen, I heard your girlfriend gave you a Pennsylvania Poopshoot

Goopscoop 

Goopscoop A Homosexual with a well defined protruding or (jutting) Chin. Which can be implemented in the collection of Semen after he has sucked a dick.
Oh Brucie don't forget to use your Goopscoop to clean up on and around the crack and sac.
Goopscoop by Jackrcrak June 28, 2020

poopshoot 

a stupid word for the hole in an ass.
Your mom takes it up the poopshoot
poopshoot by orange March 13, 2005
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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