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Goosus is a religion which believes that goose is above all else, believing there is an Almighty goose who has power over all. In goosus they follow three key scriptures: Goosus Diu (long goose), Anca Almighty and Donkyus: the life of a prophet. Donkyus is a key figure in goosus he was a man who later became one as goose in heart, body and mind. He then became the earthly messaged of the Almighty Goose
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goosus by GoosusBeliever69 February 4, 2022
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Goosus is a religion which believes that goose is above all else, believing there is an Almighty goose who has power over all. In goosus they follow three key scriptures: Goosus Diu (long goose), Goodus Almighty and Donkyus: the life of a prophet. Donkyus is a key figure in Goosus he was a man who later became one as Goose in heart, body and mind. He then became the earthly messager of the Almighty Goose
I follow the religion "goosus"
Goosus by GoosusBeliever69 February 6, 2022
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GooseStache 

1. A thin pedophile mustache usually on a teenage boy that can barely grow facial hair. Made popular by a dude named Goose who has a pedophile mustache.

2. A mustache on a dude named Goose.
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goofus by JoDil June 23, 2007
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