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Goosus is a religion which believes that goose is above all else, believing there is an Almighty goose who has power over all. In goosus they follow three key scriptures: Goosus Diu (long goose), Anca Almighty and Donkyus: the life of a prophet. Donkyus is a key figure in goosus he was a man who later became one as goose in heart, body and mind. He then became the earthly messaged of the Almighty Goose
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goosus by GoosusBeliever69 February 4, 2022
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Goosus is a religion which believes that goose is above all else, believing there is an Almighty goose who has power over all. In goosus they follow three key scriptures: Goosus Diu (long goose), Goodus Almighty and Donkyus: the life of a prophet. Donkyus is a key figure in Goosus he was a man who later became one as Goose in heart, body and mind. He then became the earthly messager of the Almighty Goose
I follow the religion "goosus"
Goosus by GoosusBeliever69 February 6, 2022
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Half way between a goober and a dingus. Not quite a dingus, but more goofy than a goober.
Man, that Ethan kid is a real Goobus.
Goobus by Goobmaster66 February 16, 2017
Someone who is both goofy and doofus at the same time
She such a goofus
Goofus by RedQueen666 July 25, 2018

GooseStache 

1. A thin pedophile mustache usually on a teenage boy that can barely grow facial hair. Made popular by a dude named Goose who has a pedophile mustache.

2. A mustache on a dude named Goose.
Look at that odd GooseStache.
I am going to grow a GooseStasche.
When are you going to cut off your GooseStache
GooseStache by !@#$$%$$$$$$ October 14, 2015

Gooseses 

A group of geese or one goose
"There is a gooseses over there"
Gooseses by Gooseses September 3, 2021
Someone who engages in inappropriate, silly, or dumb behavior, usually innocently. Derived from 'Goofus' in the Goofus and Gallant stories in Highlights for Children.
I was such a goofus for keeping my cell phone on during the movie.
goofus by JoDil June 23, 2007