goonodo

Name: goonodo Mug
Brand: Urban Dictionary
Price: 25.00 USD
Availability: InStock

the biggest gooner in the whole wide world. they love gambling so much and that is not counting edging. but they are a coward when it really matters. usually a goonodo will talk a big talk and pull out at the last minute. a goonodo also has a big heart and is always sweet to those they interact with. they love pussy religiously like a marmoset gripping a tree. goonodos can just NOT help themselves and always leave a mess resembling spilled glue whereever they go

Person 1: "what the fuck is that white mess over there?"

Person 2: "oh some goonodo must have been there smh"

goonodo by torinblink August 18, 2024

Get the goonodo mug.

Urban Dictionary Merch

Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.

The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.

Add to cart $24.95

Choose size $32.95

Choose size $49.95

Add to cart $29.95

Goondos

Slang for God-Knows. Used to emphasis lack of interest.

Person 1: Hey, do you know if *someone* is coming for the party?
Person 2: Goondos! I'm least bothered.

Person 1: Whats going to happen to the States if Hillary wins?
Person 2: Goondos! Time will tell

Goondos by Clint & Lydia March 17, 2008

Get the Goondos mug.

Related Words

goonodo • Goondoggle • Goonology • goondox • Gonodong • goojodoq • Goondos • goondob • Goondock • Goondogger

Goondom

1. The changing status of a person who is acknowledged as a goon.

Chris: Man, that guy just cut in line right in front of everyone! What a goon!

Steve: Yea, his level of goondom just went straight through the roof.

Goondom by Rosemont4Life December 5, 2011

Get the Goondom mug.

Goondock

A term which denotes where you hail from, or in reference to your neighborhood. It is meant to be used with pride, similar to 'hood.

Where you think you at nigguh, this is our goondock motherfucka

Goondock by LokiHavok April 28, 2006

Get the Goondock mug.

Goonology

The study of the fundamental nature of Goonery, especially when considered as an academic discipline.

My boy Tony just copped his advance degree in Goonology styll.

Goonology by Fifimon May 11, 2018

Get the Goonology mug.

Goonologist

One who studies the differences and similarities of the real (good character) goons and the fake (bad character) goons in the hood.

I am the Far Rockaway Goonologist who knows the real and the real knows me.

Goonologist by Strawberry Ruby March 19, 2020

Get the Goonologist mug.

Goondog

An insult for an Idiot or a fool.
If somebody does something stupid or screws up on something easy, they would be known as a Goondog.

'Oh, You Goondog!'

'Goondog, Goondog, Goondog' *Chanting*

'Dumb ass Goondog.'

Goondog by Luke Blunt September 6, 2007

Get the Goondog mug.

leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Get the leafers mug.

Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

Get the Respectfully mug.

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

Get the You met me at a very Chinese time in my life mug.

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Get the crunchy mug.

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

Get the Galantir mug.

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Get the murderhobo mug.