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1) The definition of an unlit person. Someone who ruins the fun and makes the party lame and boring, just like himself
2) A walking L
Man- Dude, why did Jenkins come to the strip club, it's so lame now
Girl- Yea, he's such a Goopdog, ruining the fun and look at him, he's just a huge L. And look at that, all the strippers are leaving.
Goopdog by EasyMoneyCurvy March 20, 2017
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goobdoggle 

A alleged business trip that's really a vacation.
He went on a three day goobdoggle to San Francisco and all he did was play golf and sail.
goobdoggle by HOOPPer January 22, 2014
Slang for God-Knows. Used to emphasis lack of interest.
Person 1: Hey, do you know if *someone* is coming for the party?
Person 2: Goondos! I'm least bothered.

Person 1: Whats going to happen to the States if Hillary wins?
Person 2: Goondos! Time will tell
Goondos by Clint & Lydia March 17, 2008
1. The changing status of a person who is acknowledged as a goon.
Chris: Man, that guy just cut in line right in front of everyone! What a goon!

Steve: Yea, his level of goondom just went straight through the roof.
Goondom by Rosemont4Life December 5, 2011
A term which denotes where you hail from, or in reference to your neighborhood. It is meant to be used with pride, similar to 'hood.
Where you think you at nigguh, this is our goondock motherfucka
Goondock by LokiHavok April 28, 2006

Goon Dog 

People who are known to consistently consume goon are colloquially known in Australia as Goon Dogs. Such people often claim to actually enjoy the taste of the boxed wine, thus usually making them masters of Goon of Fortune.
"Fuck me, Andrew is such a goon dog"