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Slang for God-Knows. Used to emphasis lack of interest.
Person 1: Hey, do you know if *someone* is coming for the party?
Person 2: Goondos! I'm least bothered.

Person 1: Whats going to happen to the States if Hillary wins?
Person 2: Goondos! Time will tell
Goondos by Clint & Lydia March 17, 2008
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A term which denotes where you hail from, or in reference to your neighborhood. It is meant to be used with pride, similar to 'hood.
Where you think you at nigguh, this is our goondock motherfucka
Goondock by LokiHavok April 28, 2006
Gay condom. This can go one of two ways - on one hand, gays don't use condoms since they want to have AIDS, so saying you're "using a gondom" means going bareback. On the other hand, when gays DO use condoms, since the condom is specifically going to be used for gay sex, particularly anal-spelunking, it stands to reason that gondom is an applicable term.
Noun: I have a pocket full of gondoms for when I go out to the gay bar, drink gay drinks, and have gay sex with gay men. I'm a responsible gay!

Phrase: That bitch is so horny she insisted I used gondoms - now I think I have AIDS. I should have just punched her left titty and taken her wallet.
An insult for an Idiot or a fool.
If somebody does something stupid or screws up on something easy, they would be known as a Goondog.
'Oh, You Goondog!'

'Goondog, Goondog, Goondog' *Chanting*

'Dumb ass Goondog.'
Goondog by Luke Blunt September 6, 2007
Actions pertaining to and consisting of extremely gooktastic behavior.
Greg's gookdom was the leading cause for him getting beat up by the Korean War Veterans daily.
gookdom by Logan D. May 30, 2008

Goonbomb 

a very large man with a big ol swingin dick
that big mother fucker over there hit me with the goonbomb
Goonbomb by goonie b June 11, 2011