Goondom

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1. The changing status of a person who is acknowledged as a goon.

Chris: Man, that guy just cut in line right in front of everyone! What a goon!

Steve: Yea, his level of goondom just went straight through the roof.

Goondom by Rosemont4Life December 5, 2011

Words you can keep

Goondos

Slang for God-Knows. Used to emphasis lack of interest.

Person 1: Hey, do you know if *someone* is coming for the party?
Person 2: Goondos! I'm least bothered.

Person 1: Whats going to happen to the States if Hillary wins?
Person 2: Goondos! Time will tell

Goondos by Clint & Lydia March 17, 2008

Related Words

Goondom • Goondoggle • goondox • Gondom • gookdom • Goonbomb • Goondos • goondob • Goondock • Goondogger

Goondock

A term which denotes where you hail from, or in reference to your neighborhood. It is meant to be used with pride, similar to 'hood.

Where you think you at nigguh, this is our goondock motherfucka

Goondock by LokiHavok April 28, 2006

Gondom

Gay condom. This can go one of two ways - on one hand, gays don't use condoms since they want to have AIDS, so saying you're "using a gondom" means going bareback. On the other hand, when gays DO use condoms, since the condom is specifically going to be used for gay sex, particularly anal-spelunking, it stands to reason that gondom is an applicable term.

Noun: I have a pocket full of gondoms for when I go out to the gay bar, drink gay drinks, and have gay sex with gay men. I'm a responsible gay!

Phrase: That bitch is so horny she insisted I used gondoms - now I think I have AIDS. I should have just punched her left titty and taken her wallet.

Gondom by Dracula Apebiscuits May 31, 2009

Goondog

An insult for an Idiot or a fool.
If somebody does something stupid or screws up on something easy, they would be known as a Goondog.

'Oh, You Goondog!'

'Goondog, Goondog, Goondog' *Chanting*

'Dumb ass Goondog.'

Goondog by Luke Blunt September 6, 2007

gookdom

Actions pertaining to and consisting of extremely gooktastic behavior.

Greg's gookdom was the leading cause for him getting beat up by the Korean War Veterans daily.

gookdom by Logan D. May 30, 2008

Goonbomb

a very large man with a big ol swingin dick

that big mother fucker over there hit me with the goonbomb

Goonbomb by goonie b June 11, 2011

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

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caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026

kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026