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googled'it 

masterbating to online porn until you pop your load
I was maserbating online all day until I finally googled'it.
I googled'it all over my computer.
I cant wait to get home and google'it to this new website I found.
googled'it by coolbreeze777 August 1, 2011
Words you can keep

Just fucking Google it 

This phrase is an exasperated attempt at getting clueless incompetent swines to find out something for themselves instead of pissing off everyone with mindless person-to-person technical queries over IM/IRC.

Usually a last resort used by the first party when the second party's incessant nagging has become tedious and annoying to the point of high blood pressure.
1: hey do u kno how 2 fnd a kewl mp3 converta?
2: JUST FUCKING GOOGLE IT.
1. To "google" something, meaning to look it up on Google.

2. To search for something in general
"Wanna know more about the French Revolution? Google it"

"Google this"
Google It by Kristin November 18, 2004

Google it.

An answer to a question that you are too lazy to answer.

Also used for a question that's hard or awkward to answer.
Person 1: What's a sheeple?

Person 2: Just google it.

Alt:

Person 1: What's a hemorrhoid?
Person 2: Uhhh... just google it.
Google it. by soulchildremix September 16, 2010

Google It Bitch

A phrase used to convey to another person to stop wasting your time with stupid questions that neither party knows the answer to and find out on your own.
Bob: What is the meaning of life?
Tim: Google it bitch.
"Google It" can be used as an answer to any question that you dont know, and does not result in you feeling stupid.

"Given that time is infinate and the universe is ever expanding..........what colour G-String does Boy George wear most?"

"I dunno.........Google It" (Pink by the way)
It can also be used to back up a massive bullshit, as saying "Google It" instantly makes the statement Gospel.

"Did you know that ferrets are just rats that have come out the closet?"
"Bull!!"
"Ney its true!!! Google It"
Google It by GazNVixDicto May 4, 2010
verb, 1. The act of searching the internet for absolutely nothing in ones spare time.
2. To back up a claim by saying "Google It!"
I was on the Bucknell Basketball team, if you don't believe me Google It!
Google It by C. Pendergast October 2, 2006
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
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1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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