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A Weed smoker who traded his Google stocks for dick weed Bonds.
"Hey, Trader Joe sells this new organic veggie bbq... it's called BBQ GooG!!!"
"I'm trading in my stupid Google stocks for dick weed Bonds!"

"Sell low, buy low, stay low!"
"I think I am Incredible. This is Fuckin Awesome!!!"
"GooG ER!!!!"
Words you can keep

googersnacks 

Mispronunciation of the movie theater candy "Goobers". Used also for small snacks that you can pick up in handfuls and put in your mouth.
"Hand me those boxes of googersnacks and Raisinettes. The movie is getting ready to start and I am hungry."
googersnacks by Slanginfoguy June 24, 2021

googerflap 

its the vibration when you hit a fatt persons stomach
*that guys so fatt when you hit his stomach it does a "googerflap" for an hour*
googerflap by da forgotten June 12, 2011

Googerum 

A female adolescent with a remarkable ability to breath oxygen and have skin; A crab with the body of a human and the head of a human and the personality of a human.
OMG, Taylor is such a Googerum! she's breaths air sooo well!
Googerum by Goobgeer January 12, 2022
A malapropism old people use when referring to Google.
"So I put it in the address bar and it took me to Googer."
googer by aliquidparadigm August 20, 2009

Googer Kid 

The worst person you would ever meet on urban dictionary, he literally has more dislikes than likes on almost every definition that gets posted.
Googer Kid: wow imfakestation is actually good

KristopherJW: are you stupid
Googer Kid: SHUT UP NIGGA
KristopherJW: no u
DJ Cook: he's right you know, I literally just made a video on imfakestation.
Googer Kid by KristopherJW September 5, 2022

paffle is boo tiem googer 

a retardation that has fat needy bartholomew and eats moneman on the dailey.
u little paffle is boo tiem googer ur so gefkeish!!
More from Urban Dictionary
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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