goog er 

A Weed smoker who traded his Google stocks for dick weed Bonds.

"Hey, Trader Joe sells this new organic veggie bbq... it's called BBQ GooG!!!"
"I'm trading in my stupid Google stocks for dick weed Bonds!"

"Sell low, buy low, stay low!"
"I think I am Incredible. This is Fuckin Awesome!!!"
"GooG ER!!!!"

goog er by francis ford scopalla richard May 5, 2013

googersnacks 

Mispronunciation of the movie theater candy "Goobers". Used also for small snacks that you can pick up in handfuls and put in your mouth.

"Hand me those boxes of googersnacks and Raisinettes. The movie is getting ready to start and I am hungry."

googersnacks by Slanginfoguy June 24, 2021

googerflap 

its the vibration when you hit a fatt persons stomach

*that guys so fatt when you hit his stomach it does a "googerflap" for an hour*

googerflap by da forgotten June 12, 2011

Googerum 

A female adolescent with a remarkable ability to breath oxygen and have skin; A crab with the body of a human and the head of a human and the personality of a human.

OMG, Taylor is such a Googerum! she's breaths air sooo well!

Googerum by Goobgeer January 12, 2022

googer

A malapropism old people use when referring to Google.

"So I put it in the address bar and it took me to Googer."

googer by aliquidparadigm August 20, 2009

Googer Kid 

The worst person you would ever meet on urban dictionary, he literally has more dislikes than likes on almost every definition that gets posted.

Googer Kid: wow imfakestation is actually good

KristopherJW: are you stupid
Googer Kid: SHUT UP NIGGA
KristopherJW: no u
DJ Cook: he's right you know, I literally just made a video on imfakestation.

Googer Kid by KristopherJW September 5, 2022

paffle is boo tiem googer 

a retardation that has fat needy bartholomew and eats moneman on the dailey.

u little paffle is boo tiem googer ur so gefkeish!!

paffle is boo tiem googer by cestpool November 3, 2020