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Goofymaxing

When someone is maximizing the amount of their actions to be goofy, silly, or foolish in a harmless way. Being intentionally klutzy or saying stupid things can also qualify. It's a wholesome way of attracting attention to oneself, liven the mood, or create a positive environment. Some people are already considered goofy, so some may just try to go with the flow instead of against it.
"Look at John! He wore a wizard hat to the office today." "Oh that's just him goofymaxing."
Goofymaxing by InvadrJim April 16, 2023
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goonmaxing 

Goonmaxing
(Goon-max-ing)

-verb

Maximising ones goonish attributes to become a better Goon such as aquiring a high quality bandit mask, getting to know your boss and fellow goons, going to the gym to be better at the whole hired muscle thing and joining a union for goons and other such hired henchery
"Sorry guys, I can't go out to the pub with you rn, I'm goonmaxing"
goonmaxing by Goon-Mman July 2, 2023
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goofmaxing 

Goofmaxing is an act of hysterically gooning, when gooning for a long period of time one reaches a state of hallucinating and or laughing hysterically
I overheard Ben laughing in the bathroom but he wouldn’t stop or tell us what was funny, he must’ve been goofmaxing
goofmaxing by JuffJelqing February 29, 2024

Goonmaxing 

Going all-out (maxing) when you are gooning (edging so hard that you start to hallucinate)
Leave him alone, he’s busy goonmaxing rn
Goonmaxing by Q-lover6000 February 15, 2024

Goonmaxing 

The act of Gooning at every possible moment, at home, at work, at school, anywhere you can grab a moment to goon.
Man I caught Carl Goonmaxing in the work van the other night
Goonmaxing by Vauss April 25, 2024

goonmaxing 

A goon is someone who can't/won't stop masturbating for any reason. Therefore, goonmaxing is doing all of the same but turned up to the thousand percent.
Example: "I'm a goon, but lately I've obtained a sex doll, I've edged myself into oblivion for the past 3 months, subscribed to so many onlyfans I can't even count. I've inadvertently goonmaxing."
goonmaxing by UDNerd May 2, 2024

Goodmaxing 

A streak where you maintain being a good person

Any of these behaviours end your streak:

.Acting gay
.Glazing
.Rudeness
.Racism
.Fapping

(Goodmaxing must always be spelled with a capital G to highlight it’s significance!)
Friend.1: “Yo come drink at the bar with us.”

Friend.2: “No I’m Goodmaxing”
Goodmaxing by PIXILMAN June 2, 2024
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