goofah 

Someone who claims to have hella motion and get a lot of hoes. But they simply don’t.

Jack invited the hoes to his lit party but they didn’t pull up because he is a goofah

goofah by Godisgreat123 June 10, 2024

goofasaurus

Person who displays extreme goofiness; an extremely goofy person

The goofasaurus was in its natural habitat.

goofasaurus by Jordan Melnick August 3, 2007

goofyhead 

a kid who is 2 silly 4 u

"Blank is a goofyhead"

goofyhead by jeffyouhouh May 4, 2018

goomah

a mafioso's mistress

Big Paulie told his wife he was out with the boys, but really he was bangin' his goomah at a hotel.

goomah by Mike De Luna November 13, 2003

Goonah Jab 

To jab one's Goonah

Wow josh W. you Goonah jabbed your girlfriend

Goonah Jab by Woody13243 May 15, 2010

Goofalaquits 

(goof-uh-la-kits) Denotes "to take a piss" or as a substitute for "urine" See SCHLIGY and CLYGITS

Adisah: *drinks gatorade* Man there was so much liquid ..... I need to take a goofalaquits

ZJ: fawk u mean.. that's some CLYGITS
Yellow Bean: jdiajwidawj yer me

Goofalaquits by brokeboyzman July 20, 2019

Goofakis 

He who resembles a real life version of Goofy. A complete fuck up in life.

The "Goofakis" didn't roll out of bed until 3 today.

The "Goofakis" is making some noodle soup.

The "Goofakis" is watching a disney movie.

The "Goofakis" smacked his stomach and said "Good morning Mr. Buchanan"

The "Goofakis" is ironing his clothes for an extremely fun night out on the town.

Goofakis by First Ave February 11, 2008