A term used to either express or describe the ridiculous nature of an event, individual, or idea. The event, individual, or idea must be quite freaking incredulous in order for it to acquire the descriptor: Goofasaurus.
It is usually directed to another human being and most eloquently summarizes their personality or occurrence that transpired. The word can have both positive and negative connotations based on the context in which the word is used.
Etymology: The only known Dinosaur to have survived until present day. (Kind of paradoxical when you think about it).
"I have a friend and he does the most ridiculous shit, like whine about things, jump off cars, float in a sea of marshmallows. Oh, he is such a Goofasaurus!" said Hamlet.
"You sound like a goofasaurus when you babble about all that nonsense" said Othello.
A term of endearment describing the silliness one engages in.
Goofasauri are error prone and clumsy. Yet this word is used to gentle the drawing of attention to ones mistakes.
She trips over a garden hose, and one would say, "You goofasaurus, you could of hurt your self...!"
A title that is only given to an individual that has transcended all levels of douche and doofus, and can only be described with the word "Gookasaurus". Gookasaurus can only be attributed to those whose levels of douchebaggery cannot be describe with a rational word. The first time that this term was used in recorded history was to describe former australian prime minister Kevin Rudd.
A unique hard to find beautiful female whose intelligence is often underestimated. Her superior joke telling ability makes her stand out in a crowd. Difficult to keep in captivity but worth the challenge trying.
The woman I met has captivated my attention, she is a pest-a-gooseasaurus.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!