goobertard

An unintelligent being who's only purpose in life is to annoy others.

I work with a bunch of goobertards.

goobertard by Bender77 May 13, 2008

Globetard

A name used by Flat Earthers to make fun of people who believe the Earth is round.

I can't believe my geography teacher is a globetard.

Globetard by Globetard May 6, 2017

Goosetard

A retarded epileptic goose that has the most spasticated fits while playing guitar in front of an audience. The fits occur mostly when he is playing his clever very own composed solo, 10 12. He dances around in the spotlight as if he's the leader of the band he's in. What a spacker!

Why is that boy spinning on the floor?

Thats Goosetard, he has to do that while he's playing his genius solo, 10 12.

Goosetard by Ednatoast Jeeganflipperwick July 28, 2009

gomertard 

A fan of the Indy Racing League.

He's not a fan of Tristan Gommendy, therefore he's a gomertard.

gomertard by Julian St. Jox October 22, 2007

goobertron

a goobertron is basically an uber goober, espeicially if they are the goofy type that do the robot

"look at that goobertron dancing!"

goobertron by Freddie Gill October 4, 2006

Goobtard 

The combination of goober and retard, reserved for making fun of someone in a mild way

Stroke! You spilt milk all over me goobtard

Goobtard by CanOfSnarf March 16, 2020

gomertard 

A fan of the Indy Racing League.

He doesn't like Champ Car, therefore he's a gomertard.

gomertard by Julian St. Jox November 7, 2007