Noobertard

The combination of the words noob and retard. used to describe someone who lost at fails at the game of life

Catherine came into the theatre and within minutes we realized that the queen of the Noobertards was now among us.

Noobertard by Charlie, Tyler December 12, 2007

noobtard 

Noobtards are the lowest on the food chain of internet gaming. 1) Usually associated with spawning, bots and other methods of griefing. 2) being a newb and thus totally sucking.

1. Man would you look at that noobtard over there, he's been in the same place all round.

2. Wow, that noobtard totally sucks.

noobtard by Skudd April 29, 2004

noobtard 

noob + retard = noobtard

<frank0> how do i register my nick ?
<Gwar> type /msg nickserv help
<frank0> whats nickserv ?
* frank0 was kicked by Gwar (whatta noobtard)

noobtard by D.a.r.k.S.t.a.r May 3, 2008

Noobitard 

Noun/Adj. A noob so retarded that just calling him a noob is not enough. Same with calling him a retard. Therefore, the name noobitard was born and is only bestowed upon the most retarded noobs.

John is a fuckin noobitard. He thought it would be fun to drive with his eyes closed. Needless to say, he ran a red light and smashed his truck into a police car.

Noobitard by LordNoobitard December 27, 2010

goobertard

An unintelligent being who's only purpose in life is to annoy others.

I work with a bunch of goobertards.

goobertard by Bender77 May 13, 2008

nooberated 

1. A process of being 'berated', while holding the status of a newbie.

2. Can also be seen in conjunction with 'liberated', pertaining to the affirmation of one's noobition

1. Attention, c0de just got nooberated!If you value your status quo, escape now!

2. Dammit, we have no time, if we do not escape now c0de will nooberate us to his level!

nooberated by Mafiah October 27, 2003

noobtard 

One who is new at a video game and bwlieves themselves to be "1337 H4X0125" anyway. They are characterised by the distinct ability to get themselves killed every half second. This person may be slightly retarded.

Examples of n00btard behaviour taken from actual games: "1 4m 50 1337!", "Z0m6 H4x!", "W47cH M3 D13!", "M4 50 H012ny.", "1 4m 500000 H07! 61v3 m3 g01d5!", You are a noobtard.

noobtard by general_bleh May 17, 2006