A Loch Ness Monster

A bowel movement so great in length that the end of the feces is protruding from the toilet water thus resembling the "Loch Ness Monster".

Some sick bastard left a Loch Ness Monster in the work bathroom.

by Bender77 May 30, 2008

goobertard

An unintelligent being who's only purpose in life is to annoy others.

I work with a bunch of goobertards.

by Bender77 May 13, 2008