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gooberous 

someone who has alot of phases
my huzz gone luh gooberous today vro💔
gooberous by not_gooberous February 21, 2025

Goiterous 

Noun; an obese or very fat person. Not to be confused with the term Goiter, which is typically a protuberance from the neck or other areas. Also, Goiterous refers to a type of meal which will lead to one becoming a large, fatass person.

Can be used as a verb to describe a fat person while in their presence, yet not actually calling them obese to their face.

Used as an adjective to describe things that either make one look fat, or enhance ones current state of fatness.
"OMG, I just wolfed down a Big Mac, I feel Goiterous!"

"Holy shit! Check out that fatass chick, she is the epitome of Goiterous!"

That outfit is too tight, it makes you look Goiterous...
Goiterous by Mrpuddles November 12, 2011

Gooberdouche 

A said person who (being a goober) drives at least 20mph under the speed limit, and (being a douche) doesn't allow you to pass.
Dammit, I can't get around this Gooberdouche
Gooberdouche by Bondobrew October 5, 2009

gluberous 

A nonspecific, widely applicable, generic derogatory term - usually used as an adjective
I had a deeply gluberous day.
Paul wore a gluberous shirt.
Mummy woke up feeling gluberous.
gluberous by kmbendigo February 1, 2008

gooberness disease

The lifelong disease of being a goober. Hard to diagnose, but non-curable once found. Acts up in episodes. Like acne except without the zits.
Hannah: Did you hear about Jack? He's got gooberness disease!

Eddy: Oh no! He'll be a goober for the rest of his life!
gooberness disease by goober2011 November 17, 2009

Goobernuts 

I love you goobernuts!
Goobernuts by Kranic November 9, 2010