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Describes a person so sweaty that their body is coated in a thick, sticky layer of condensed perspiration—like human gravy. Often accompanied by a visible sheen, questionable odor, and a complete disregard for airflow.
"Bro, after that 2-hour pickup game in July, Eli was straight-up gomberous—like his shirt had fused with his skin."
Gomberous by gomber boy July 18, 2025
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Goiterous 

Noun; an obese or very fat person. Not to be confused with the term Goiter, which is typically a protuberance from the neck or other areas. Also, Goiterous refers to a type of meal which will lead to one becoming a large, fatass person.

Can be used as a verb to describe a fat person while in their presence, yet not actually calling them obese to their face.

Used as an adjective to describe things that either make one look fat, or enhance ones current state of fatness.
"OMG, I just wolfed down a Big Mac, I feel Goiterous!"

"Holy shit! Check out that fatass chick, she is the epitome of Goiterous!"

That outfit is too tight, it makes you look Goiterous...
Goiterous by Mrpuddles November 12, 2011
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gluberous 

A nonspecific, widely applicable, generic derogatory term - usually used as an adjective
I had a deeply gluberous day.
Paul wore a gluberous shirt.
Mummy woke up feeling gluberous.
gluberous by kmbendigo February 1, 2008

Gooberous 

Adjective:
1. To have the behavior of a goober.
2. To be a little bit of a silly goofy guy.
Person 1: Why is that guy dancing in class?
Person 2: He’s just being goofy.
Person 1: Bro is gooberous.
Gooberous by Emperor Chicken August 28, 2023

gooberpuss

Bitch ass cunt. Old f*ck who sucks dick for a living. Who's goal is to ruin and annoy sexy athletic young gentlemen, and again they suck dick for a living with their saggy, limp ass.
Richard across the street is a gooberpuss.

Gorbeous 

Obviously, a word that goes beyond gorgeous, at least 5 or 6 steps above, possibly even a whole new level, and very hard to comprehend. It's pretty amazing. Also probably a typo that someone decided to roll with.
Damn... That girl is absolutely GORBEOUS!
Gorbeous by GhettoBagel June 20, 2010

noobous gamerous 

noobous gamerous is a word made up by daniel webster refers to noob. a species name for a noob.
TwinswordS:your a noobous gamerous
MajorGankage:stfu man
noobous gamerous by TwinswordS July 31, 2006
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She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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