Goobernuts

A term of affection reserved for that special someone.

I love you goobernuts!

by Kranic November 9, 2010

Goobernatorial

When all the candidates for governor are idiots. A lose-lose situation.

Bubba: Yo bro who do you want to become governor?
Bill: I don't care it's a goobernatorial election.

by Squeeps February 25, 2014

gooberness disease

The lifelong disease of being a goober. Hard to diagnose, but non-curable once found. Acts up in episodes. Like acne except without the zits.

Hannah: Did you hear about Jack? He's got gooberness disease!

Eddy: Oh no! He'll be a goober for the rest of his life!

by goober2011 November 17, 2009

Gooberous

Adjective:
1. To have the behavior of a goober.
2. To be a little bit of a silly goofy guy.

Person 1: Why is that guy dancing in class?
Person 2: He’s just being goofy.
Person 1: Bro is gooberous.

by Emperor Chicken August 28, 2023

goobernatorial

(adj.) of or relating to a goober, dufus, or reject

I have a goobernatorial sister named Cynthia.

by Angela Brown May 15, 2005

gooberpuss

Bitch ass cunt. Old f*ck who sucks dick for a living. Who's goal is to ruin and annoy sexy athletic young gentlemen, and again they suck dick for a living with their saggy, limp ass.

Richard across the street is a gooberpuss.

by Jeffrey Jackson III June 27, 2014

goobernut

someone who, when you look at them you think...goober. Just a really goofy looking person.

Look at Evan Pierce's goobernutted ass!!!!!!

by Neal Faison July 13, 2004