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(GOO-PAA-LEEN-EE) A knit cap that covers the head and usually sits above the ears referred to as Goopalin' (GOO-PAA-LEEN) in Italian-American slang.
It was cold outside so they wore a goobalini.
Goobalini by Exploding_Potato February 17, 2018
Related Words
goobak Gooba gooback gooball gooakie goobab goobah goobatron Goobage goobaglob
An alpha male often described as a gigachad that everybody wants to be. A Goonak makes instant decisions that everybody wishes they had but couldn’t due to the lack of Goonakness. Also perceived as a god Goonak doesn’t care what other people think of him as he know he’s above everyone.
I wish I was a Goonak instead of being a beta bitch.
Goonak by AncientlyOne October 24, 2023
The aging liberal hippie douche thinks these goo backs should be welcome in the present, but they took my job!
gooback by Chrono72 April 28, 2004

Goofakis 

He who resembles a real life version of Goofy. A complete fuck up in life.
The "Goofakis" didn't roll out of bed until 3 today.

The "Goofakis" is making some noodle soup.

The "Goofakis" is watching a disney movie.

The "Goofakis" smacked his stomach and said "Good morning Mr. Buchanan"

The "Goofakis" is ironing his clothes for an extremely fun night out on the town.
Goofakis by First Ave February 11, 2008
It is a derogatory term used against people from the future. The term gooback came from the fact that when they travel thru the time portal a side affect causes them to be covered in goo, hence the term gooback.
I just want a double cheeseburger you fucking gooback!

Those goobacks took-our-jobs!
gooback by Eric April 29, 2004
A ball-shaped mass of oats, honey, granola, various cereals, sometimes chocolate, grahmcracker, and anything else that is tasty. Real gooballs contain ganja, though some people try to rip you off. Usual price, $5, sometimes 2 for 5. Really tasety
Man, that dank gooball really messed me up!
gooball by Subeej March 31, 2003