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goobaglob 

The amount of cum that remains in the condom after you rail a girl.
Dude, that goobaglob was huge.
goobaglob by Cerlz August 14, 2010
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goobaglob 

It's all meaty and goobaglobby. I don't like goobaglobs.
goobaglob by ncsskibidi May 10, 2025

globglobgabgalab 

A worm from a weird cartoon that became a meme in March 2018
I am the Globglobgabgalab and I love books
globglobgabgalab by 322997am May 23, 2018

goobsgobsgamer 

goobsgobsgamer = poop
you are a goobsgobsgamer =you are a piece of shit
goobsgobsgamer by goobsgobsgamer November 14, 2019
When your limbs don't work during sex.
Hey harry I was having sex last night and just became a gobalob.
"That chick I was telling you about, in bed she is a gobalob"
gobalob by illuminazi April 12, 2015

Globglobgabbler

That globglobgabbler better gimmie some ass tonight.

globglobgabgallab 

A fat worm who loves sucking books into his jiggling belly. He shot a human in a basement and danced on him.
I am the Globglobgabgallab
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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