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Golston is a person, usually female, who is a home skillet biscuit thicker than a milkshake.
Yo, is that a golston over at the bar?
golston by SomeWhiteGuy24 August 1, 2019
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Goldstone 

A Traitor

Justice Richard Goldstone is viewed a such by a large number of people for writing his biased report against Israel about operation Cast Lead. He was the head of a team he assembled, including Professor Christine Chinkin whose biased stance against Israel was well known beforehand. This team was supposed to be unbiased against both the actions of Israel and Hamas from its inception. This made many people of different belief stuctures believe that the outcome of the investigation was written well before the investigation started.
Benedict Arnold was a real Goldstone.
Goldstone by Archeim January 7, 2010

golstopper 

n. In sports, especially in Sweden, a dominant, unbeatable goaltender.

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Unbelievable! Did you see how Focale saved our bacon? What a golstopper!
golstopper by Lobsterbeybuoy January 1, 2014

godstone 

I live in godstone
godstone by Luca15273737 March 29, 2017

Galston Public School 

Not a very good school. Most teachers are ok but some are just so bad you won’t wanna live.

They mostly aim for the stage 3 boys to get into trouble. The boys can’t even throw a ball while the girls can run around literally punching each other and talking about boys.
Boy 1: Oh yeah, I can’t wait to go to high school. Galston Public School is so bad.
Boy 2: yeah same. I got in trouble for throwing a tennis ball. Wow

1st West Gelston Kitchenette

To assert his power over his residents, said Resident Assistant will lock the hall kitchen for no reason.

1. A kitchen that is off-limits, unless you are in power, or a vagina talking to the man in power.

2. A room that gets locked for no reason

3. A wrongful exploitation of someone with inferior authority.
(n) 1.

Authority: (To girls trying to enter the kitchen) Sorry girls, but that room is locked to all.

Girls: Can we PLEASE use it!?!? We both have vaginas and will talk to you if you let us!

Authority: You shoulda said that from the start!!

(v) 2.

Man: So I accidentally 1st West Gelston Kitchenette'd my dorm room last night, since the girl i brought back was prude and didn't put out...

(v) 3.

Brother 1: Dude... I don't want to do the dishes.... brother 2.... do them for me, or i'll beat you!

Brother 2: MOM!! Brother 1 is trying to 1st West Gelston Kitchenette me into doing his chores!

Goldston 

A hot sexy pizazz or twist
The girl with the Goldston is super sexy

The boy with the Goldston look has twisted spice!!
Goldston by LAWRENCIO April 20, 2006
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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