Definitions by Lobsterbeybuoy

fucaled 

v.To be thoroughly stopped, embarrassed, or thwarted in a scoring attempt.

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The Slovaks thought they were going to score on a breakaway but they were fucaled, badly.

fucaled by lobsterbeybuoy January 1, 2014

golstopper 

n. In sports, especially in Sweden, a dominant, unbeatable goaltender.

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Unbelievable! Did you see how Focale saved our bacon? What a golstopper!

golstopper by Lobsterbeybuoy January 1, 2014

duck feet 

n. Feet that are just too big, flat or awkward for regular walking. Shoes don't fit properly and dancing is impossible.

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Why don't you buy a skateboard dude? You are missing out on life and the babes think you're lame.

I got the duck feet.

Bummer. Wanna squish some grapes?

duck feet by Lobsterbeybuoy November 6, 2013

houser 

n. Stay-at-home partner in a relationship. Often used with pity or irony.

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Steve! Long time no see. How's work? No, wait a sec. You're a houser right? Well no shame there. Those clothes aren't going to clean themselves. What do you use for the really stubborn stains? Steve? Why are you crying?

houser by Lobsterbeybuoy September 14, 2013

duck deal 

n. Any business transaction that makes millions for apparently aimless, non-executive types.

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Come on. We'll sell dad's beer cap collection and buy a roadside petting zoo. Weasels! Badgers! It'll be great!

Sounds like a duck deal.

Exactly. You in?

duck deal by Lobsterbeybuoy August 31, 2013

lobster

n. Horrible-looking multi-clawed crustacean prized as food by maritimers unable to access adequate supplies of beef.

By geeze there Billy. I could really go for some lobster claw soup just now, by here, eh, Billy me boy? Think I'll quay the dory and tie on a bib? How's by you?

Are you coming on to me?

lobster by Lobsterbeybuoy January 7, 2013

Perth

place. Extremely western Australian city that serves as a gateway to the orient and an export hub for kangaroo leather, emu eggs and small trinkets.

Sports fanatics abound. Professional rounders teams, netball enthusiasts, and the famous Clashing Colours can be found on the pitches most Sundays.

Have they got stores in Perth now?

Too right mate! You can buy any trinket you want. It's like Hobart on a Wednesday eveving!

Perth by Lobsterbeybuoy December 24, 2012