14 definitions by Lobsterbeybuoy

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n. Horrible-looking multi-clawed crustacean prized as food by maritimers unable to access adequate supplies of beef.
By geeze there Billy. I could really go for some lobster claw soup just now, by here, eh, Billy me boy? Think I'll quay the dory and tie on a bib? How's by you?

Are you coming on to me?
by Lobsterbeybuoy January 07, 2013
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n. Stay-at-home partner in a relationship. Often used with pity or irony.

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Steve! Long time no see. How's work? No, wait a sec. You're a houser right? Well no shame there. Those clothes aren't going to clean themselves. What do you use for the really stubborn stains? Steve? Why are you crying?
by Lobsterbeybuoy September 14, 2013
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n. In sports, especially in Sweden, a dominant, unbeatable goaltender.

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Unbelievable! Did you see how Focale saved our bacon? What a golstopper!
by Lobsterbeybuoy January 01, 2014
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n. Australia, except for Perth.

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G'day Bruce! Welcome to the Greatest country in the world!

Except for Perth!

Quite right! Except for bleeding Perth! Bunch of wombat thieves.
by Lobsterbeybuoy November 09, 2012
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n. Hiccup and burp happening at the same time. Often associated with beer guzzling. More commony seen in hillbillies and Australians from Perth.
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I'll tell you Bruce, a hiccaburp is not the worst thing that can come out of your surgeon when he's operating.

What's the worst thing?

A West Australian accent.
by Lobsterbeybuoy November 11, 2012
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n. Any business transaction that makes millions for apparently aimless, non-executive types.

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Come on. We'll sell dad's beer cap collection and buy a roadside petting zoo. Weasels! Badgers! It'll be great!

Sounds like a duck deal.

Exactly. You in?
by Lobsterbeybuoy August 31, 2013
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n. Feet that are just too big, flat or awkward for regular walking. Shoes don't fit properly and dancing is impossible.

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Why don't you buy a skateboard dude? You are missing out on life and the babes think you're lame.

I got the duck feet.

Bummer. Wanna squish some grapes?
by Lobsterbeybuoy November 06, 2013
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