codriffic

adj. Atlantic Canadian expression meaning excellent. Used by fishermen, schooner builders and itinerant organ grinders.

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That boat there be codriffic! Ye hear me now there. I'd sail her down the mouth of an Atlantic moisturizer, and no mistake.

You lying Mahone Bay, Nova Scotia lobster roll! You don't know a schooner from an anchored dory.
by Lobsterbeybuoy November 10, 2012
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spit-laugh

n. Similar to a spit-take but not as hilarious to watch as only a loose dribble of spittle leaves the mouth instead of a wild eruption of juice, coffee, vodka etc.

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Dude! Did you see that squid-jigger , hiccuburp, slip and get his face caught in that lobster trap?

Yeah. It was codriffic! I totally did a spit-laugh.
by Lobsterbeybuoy November 09, 2012
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duck feet

n. Feet that are just too big, flat or awkward for regular walking. Shoes don't fit properly and dancing is impossible.

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Why don't you buy a skateboard dude? You are missing out on life and the babes think you're lame.

I got the duck feet.

Bummer. Wanna squish some grapes?
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lobster

n. Horrible-looking multi-clawed crustacean prized as food by maritimers unable to access adequate supplies of beef.
By geeze there Billy. I could really go for some lobster claw soup just now, by here, eh, Billy me boy? Think I'll quay the dory and tie on a bib? How's by you?

Are you coming on to me?
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dory rower

n. Canadian expression for a fellow who's useless.

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That new deckhand be a right dory rower. I wouldn't want to rely on him to pull traps in a moisturizer.

Too right Bruce.

You from Australia?

Yeah. But not from Perth.
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bib boy

n. Maritime expression for a stranger, a neophyte. Derived from the bizarre way maritimers drape a protective sheet over folks eating their first lobster.

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Hand me that quarter-inch spline bracket. I have to haul this keel if we're going to beat that moisturizer back to port.

By Jeez there be a load of spline brackets by here.

Don't be a bib boy. There! Aft of your meat paw!
by Lobsterbeybuoy November 10, 2012
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duck deal

n. Any business transaction that makes millions for apparently aimless, non-executive types.

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Come on. We'll sell dad's beer cap collection and buy a roadside petting zoo. Weasels! Badgers! It'll be great!

Sounds like a duck deal.

Exactly. You in?
by Lobsterbeybuoy August 31, 2013
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